Kucitizen's definitions

smeghead

The origin of this word is unclear - while it is accused of being an abbreviation of "smegma," Grant Naylor insist that they saw the word on a foreign appliance, and co-opted it as an all-purpose cussword for their show "Red Dwarf."

"Oh, Rimmer, you *are* a smeghead."

by Kucitizen June 4, 2004

pilz-e

Pilz-e is Foamy's drug-addicted friend from Neurotically Yours. He believes "extra medication for all." He talks really fast and funny.

"Life is sometimes sad, but the purple pill makes it all better."

by Kucitizen June 5, 2004

50 facts about Gays

Who thought this one up? It's not even a word, it's a friggin' sentence. Looks like someone wanted to get their homophobia on. Ok, fine, you want facts? Here you go.

1. Gays are born, not made.
2. Being gay is not a choice - who would choose to be hated and discriminated against?
3. Gays are not automatically pedophiles.
4. Gays don't cause AIDS. AIDS is a virus.
5. You can't get AIDS from talking to or being near a gay person because it's not spread that way.
6. Gays are just as capable of long term relationships as straights, and some of them are even better at it than straights are.
7. Letting gay people have civil marriage will not bring about the end of marriage, FOX already did that with all its marriage reality shows.
8. Gay people often have a wicked sense of humor and wit and if you ever talked to one you'd know that.
9. Gay women were not put on earth for straight men's amusement, that "lesbian" porno situation will never happen to you.
10. Not all gays fit the stereotype. There could be one right next to you right now and you'd never notice. You might be best friends with one or related to one and you'd never notice. Ha ha.

It ain't 50, but then again, you don't have 50 facts either. At least mine are true.

1 in 10, man, 1 in 10, you can't hide in your homophobic world forever, they're part of the world and the sooner you open up and realize that the happier you'll be.

by kucitizen June 5, 2004

half and half

A dairy product used to dilute coffee.

"I didn't want 2%, I wanted half and half."

by kucitizen June 4, 2004

shpadoinkle

First used in the movie "Cannibal: the Musical," "Shpadoinkle" was left without a specific definition, it's just a generic exclamation, and makes a great substitution word.

These are from the movie itself:

"Aaaah!Ohhh shpadoinkle!" - exclamation of surprise at being caught in a bear trap.

"Have a shpadoinkle day." - greeting.

"She sure is a shpadoinkle horse." - compliment

by Kucitizen June 4, 2004

gone pear-shaped

British slang term, used to describe when a situation has gone bad....I've no idea where it originates, but that's how it's used.

Since the new manager took over, things at work have gone all pear-shaped and I'm afraid I may be out of a job soon.

by Kucitizen June 26, 2004

baseketball

A game made from combining baseball and basketball. The ball is basketball sized and is thrown at a basket, but the distance the basket is made from determines how many bases you get. Also, you can use cheap intimidation and distraction tactics called "Psycheouts" to make the opposing player miss his shot. And the ball is made from a leather recliner, preferably a La-Z-boy.

"C'mon miss it...Steve Perry...Steeeeeve Perry..."

"Dude, I thought we agreed, no more Journey psycheouts."

by Kucitizen June 5, 2004