Definitions by Krotchy

I could buy you 

A saying meaning you are so worthless that you could be bought.

Hey hobo guy, your so worthless that I could buy you.

I could buy you by Krotchy May 1, 2004

Krotchy 

I cool toy from the game Postal 2 which is a yellow ball sack with a face, and says witty things when you press him like "Daddy said only he can touch me like that".

Krotchy: "Mama said dont touch me there"

Krotchy by Krotchy May 1, 2004

hot topicer 

One of those posers who shops at the poser store, Hot Topic. Tends to spend hundreds of dollars on crap that you can get for a few cents on ebay.

OMG, isnt my new bracelet with spikes so hardcore goth?!?!?

hot topicer by Krotchy April 29, 2004

assasin 

A person on a mission to kill a specific person/persons.

Abraham Lincoln was shot by an assassin while watching a play.

assasin by Krotchy April 14, 2004