2 definitions by Kristofolis

dictator

A man that walks around with a potato on his dick. ie) Chuck Norris
No one can prove that Chuck Norris is a dictator because all who look at him get roundhouse kicked into oblivion.
by Kristofolis March 15, 2006
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sneezer

A shit that spreads like a sneeze and spashes back at your arse, leaving a slight cold feeling.
"I had a pain in my stomach from eating too many sausages. I sat at the shitter and left a sneezer in the bowl. It was the A-bomb!
by Kristofolis May 24, 2005
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