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Anything that is even mildly progressive that the American right doesn't like.
Examples:
Disney - Had a LGBT background character a few times.
Bud Light - Sponsored a trans woman once.
Target - Had pride merch in June once again just like every year, but it was only this year that conservatives made a fuss about it.
M&Ms - Temporarily changed the design of the green M&M as a marketing stunt in order to distract from their allegations of child slavery.
Examples:
Disney - Had a LGBT background character a few times.
Bud Light - Sponsored a trans woman once.
Target - Had pride merch in June once again just like every year, but it was only this year that conservatives made a fuss about it.
M&Ms - Temporarily changed the design of the green M&M as a marketing stunt in order to distract from their allegations of child slavery.
"M&Ms is so woke they changed the GREEN M&MS SHOES!!! Damn liberals at it again!"
"You know that N&Ms has been accused of child slavery? That this is all just a distraction?"
"Shut up wokie!"
"You know that N&Ms has been accused of child slavery? That this is all just a distraction?"
"Shut up wokie!"
by KrimsonKatt August 16, 2023
Get the Woke mug.A fatass racist who believes that all white people are "racist demons" that are "inherently racist and can never not be racist." She also begs for money and says anyone who doesn't is a racist and that donating to her "poor oppressed insert 20+ minority groups here self" somehow makes you less racist. She then spends all the money she gets on massive amounts of food, becoming more and more obesse. She also glorifies obesity by promoting false psudoscisnce that says that "being severely obesse is perfectly healthy" and pretends to be trans just so she can feel more oppressed, putting down trans people in doing so. (If she was actually a trans man she would take effects to appear less feminine due to dysphoria, but she doesn't) She even owns a propaganda network that promotes unhealthy lifestyles (obesity) and illegal activties. (like sex work and drug use) So TLDR, she is a racist, a scammer, a liar, a conspiracy theorist, a sexist, a transphobe, and just overall a terrible person.
"ashleigh shackelford is the most racist person in the last 10 years. And yes, she is more racist than Trump."
by KrimsonKatt August 4, 2021
Get the ashleigh shackelford mug.An insane and hallarious conspericy theorist that famously said "they're putting chemicals in the water that are turning the fricking frogs gay." After that, it was a surprise that anyone took him seriously, but apparently people did, so much so that it directly cause multiple terrorist attacks, leading to the memelord himself being banned from every social media to date.
"Alex Jones is absolutely hallarious. It's a shame that so many idiots take his insane rants seriously."
by KrimsonKatt August 4, 2021
Get the Alex Jones mug.1: What Sarah Palin calls the "average American."
2: An outdatated term to describe an "average American male" usually steriotyped as having a beer belly, watching sports all day, and instantly believing what ever is said on the news. Is steriotyped at having a low-IQ
3: A person with a six-pack, used as a compliment.
4: A deviant and a member of Tzga Order who is known for being the most outright bigoted member of the order, and is isolated from the rest of the members as a result. Wrote various different smut novels usually containing deeply racist, sexist, and transphobic tropes and typical far right beliefs such as dunking on higher education, Hollywood, and the media.
2: An outdatated term to describe an "average American male" usually steriotyped as having a beer belly, watching sports all day, and instantly believing what ever is said on the news. Is steriotyped at having a low-IQ
3: A person with a six-pack, used as a compliment.
4: A deviant and a member of Tzga Order who is known for being the most outright bigoted member of the order, and is isolated from the rest of the members as a result. Wrote various different smut novels usually containing deeply racist, sexist, and transphobic tropes and typical far right beliefs such as dunking on higher education, Hollywood, and the media.
"Joe Sixpack is arguably the most despicable member of the Tzga Order, which is saying something when Tzubmas corrupted over 1000 worlds and timelines, Mitalis is a complete sadist getting off to other's suffering, and Helma's having extreme sexism towards men and imperialistic tendencies.
by KrimsonKatt December 3, 2022
Get the Joe Sixpack mug.A less vulgar way of saying "shitass" to get past profanity filters in games like Roblox. Also used in SFS (safe for school) minecraft memes.
by KrimsonKatt August 3, 2021
Get the poopbutt mug.A term used to mock idiot conservatives who still hold transphobic and homophobic views and watch "SJW Owned" compilations in 2022. The especially annoying ones tend to spam hate comments in LGBT creators comment sections causing endless arguments. It's always the same people too, and don't be surprised if they're also racist, sexist, or even a Nazi too. The less annoying ones are the cringe neckbeard that seethe and rage when a minority is added to a piece of media they like, a company openly supports a cause or politition they dont like, or some minor change is added to a media franchise they like (like making Luke's face more androginous in the Star Wars Graphic Novels or having the green M&M wear sneakers instead of heels) causing them to RAGE and SEETHE to the extreme making like 10+ YouTube videos just ranting and fear mongering about the "woke liberal agenda" and it just gets beyond annoying.
TLDR: Conservatives cringe, center left eagletarians based.
TLDR: Conservatives cringe, center left eagletarians based.
Guy 1: Haha trans people should kill themselves and Donald Trump is God!
Guy 2: Ok conservitard.
Guy 1: I'M NOT A CONSERVATIVE!!1! I'M A "CLASSICAL LIBERAL!!!" REEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Guy 2: Ok conservitard.
Guy 1: I'M NOT A CONSERVATIVE!!1! I'M A "CLASSICAL LIBERAL!!!" REEEEEEEEEEE!!!
by KrimsonKatt January 24, 2022
Get the Conservitard mug.An obscure early JRPG for the NES only released in Japan. It is infamous for how absolutely atrocious it is, having incomprehensible spiriting, bad art, invisible towns, random warp tiles that bring you back to the beginning of the game, an insane number of bugs, huge balancing issues, terrible UI, starting back at Lv0 every time you load a save, allowing you to get completely stuck and soft locked if you didn't bring enough keys, etc. It is often regarded in japan as the "legendary shitty game" which is quite the accomplishment. Regardless, a massive patch/ROM Hack exists for the NES version that fixes the bugs and graphics so the game is actually playable, (it's still bad though) and a full remake made in RPG Maker XP also exists. No English translation of either the NES or RPG Maker version has ever been made due to the game's obscurity.
Guy 1: "Dragon Warrior II is by far the worst JRPG on the NES."
Guy 2: "Nah fam, STARGAZER is far, FAR worse."
Guy 1: "WTF is a STARGAZER?"
Guy 2: "Nah fam, STARGAZER is far, FAR worse."
Guy 1: "WTF is a STARGAZER?"
by KrimsonKatt January 13, 2022
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