KrimsonKatt's definitions

Woke

Anything that is even mildly progressive that the American right doesn't like.

Examples:
Disney - Had a LGBT background character a few times.
Bud Light - Sponsored a trans woman once.
Target - Had pride merch in June once again just like every year, but it was only this year that conservatives made a fuss about it.
M&Ms - Temporarily changed the design of the green M&M as a marketing stunt in order to distract from their allegations of child slavery.

"M&Ms is so woke they changed the GREEN M&MS SHOES!!! Damn liberals at it again!"
"You know that N&Ms has been accused of child slavery? That this is all just a distraction?"
"Shut up wokie!"

by KrimsonKatt August 16, 2023

Ferris Argyle

A cute and beautiful young catgirl, who just so happens to be a guy from the anime Re:Zero. Loves cute things, dresses, flowers, and the color blue and hates suits, fathers, isolation, and basements and may or may not be transgender. Prefers to be called Ferris instead of their birthname Felix, and is part of the "league of traps" (recently changed to "league of femboys" to avoid controversy) along with Astolfo, (from Fate) Venti, (From Genshin Impact) Nagisa, (From Assassination Classroom) Chihiro, (From Danganronpa) Luka, (from Steins;Gate) Hideyoshi, (from Baka Test) Kirito, (from Sword Art Online) and Haku. (from Naruto)

Guy 1: Hey, I just watched the first few Episodes of Re:Zero. Man, that catigirl Ferris Argyle is so cute!
Guy 2: Bruh, that's a guy.
Guy 1: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
*Guy 1 does research*
Guy 1: Uh, reddit, tumblr, and twitter all agreed that Ferris is a girl...
Guy 2: Fine then, believe what you want to believe. All headcanons are valid anyways as long as you don't claim that your headcanon is the REAL canon.

by KrimsonKatt August 3, 2021

ashleigh shackelford

A fatass racist who believes that all white people are "racist demons" that are "inherently racist and can never not be racist." She also begs for money and says anyone who doesn't is a racist and that donating to her "poor oppressed insert 20+ minority groups here self" somehow makes you less racist. She then spends all the money she gets on massive amounts of food, becoming more and more obesse. She also glorifies obesity by promoting false psudoscisnce that says that "being severely obesse is perfectly healthy" and pretends to be trans just so she can feel more oppressed, putting down trans people in doing so. (If she was actually a trans man she would take effects to appear less feminine due to dysphoria, but she doesn't) She even owns a propaganda network that promotes unhealthy lifestyles (obesity) and illegal activties. (like sex work and drug use) So TLDR, she is a racist, a scammer, a liar, a conspiracy theorist, a sexist, a transphobe, and just overall a terrible person.

"ashleigh shackelford is the most racist person in the last 10 years. And yes, she is more racist than Trump."

by KrimsonKatt August 4, 2021

Chris Sununu

Republican Senator from New Hampshire who served from 2016-Current. (as of 2023) He is highly suspected to run for president in the 2024 elections. For a Republican, he is extremely moderate. He is for low taxes and low government spending, but also one of the few Republicans in all of the American government who supports LGBT rights (based) and is pro-choice. (to an extent, he's against late term abortion outside of extreme cases) He's against bigotry in all forms and has openly spoken out about the rise of racist idealolgy in his own party. He is the perfect candidate to stand against the insanity, extremism, bigotry, and hatred of Ron DeSantis and NEEDS to win 2024 or all is lost. Chris Sununu will save the Republican party from facism! He will lower taxes and ensure rights for LGBT Americans! He will ensure widespread acess to birth control and safe early term abortion! He will stop censorship in the media and in schools! Vote Sununu! Stand with Sununu! VOTE SUNUNU!!!

"Chris Sununu is the last line of defense before all hell breaks loose in the Republican party. If he loses and DeSantis wins, America will become a facist hellhole and the second hallocaust will commence..."

by KrimsonKatt April 26, 2023

Mangs

Semi-popular YouTuber that mainly covers the Fire Emblem and more recently the Advance Wars series. He has made multiple detailed ROM hacks and is well know for his trademark memes and commentary style, but was cancelled in 2020 causing most of the mainstream FE community to abandon him. He still makes videos however and has a extremely loyal fanbase to this day.

"Mangs is by far one of the best Fire Emblem YouTubers."

by KrimsonKatt January 24, 2022

john money

A mad scientist pedophile who performed brutal human experimentation on two young boys, one which was intersex, that involved torture, child rape, grooming, and more. He also published many papers which lead to the creation of the current theories of gender identity (which have been mostly proven correct as of 2020, in spite of the creator of the theory's crimes against humanity) and got away with all of his atrocious crimes against humanity. He tried to get the intersex child that he tortured (that identified as male) to believe he was female as part of his "experiments." but in the end the child took on a male identity upon reaching adulthood. Meanwhile, John Money made a ridiculous amount of money from his many research papers and books on gender identity and sociology, and died rich and happy, not paying for any of the atrocious crimes he committed. Sociologists and Sexologists still quote his studies to this day, despite them being not as valuable due to the actual outcome of his work, with future studies on transgenderism being much more successful. Many people on the alt right today use the existence of Money being the creator of the idea of gender identity as a way to discredit the transgender and LGBT community and spread transphobia. These claims are unfounded, because no matter how atrocious Money's experiments were, he was still the one who created a useful theory that has been proven to be true time and time again by multiple future studies.

"john money was a pedophile and performed human experimentation and caused two boys to kill themselves! He was the one who came up the idea of gender identity! Therefore trans people don't deserve rights! Take that libtards!"
"Actually, while john money was a terrible person, his contributions to the study of transgenderism is indisputable. Take that MAGAtard!"

by KrimsonKatt December 19, 2020

Alex Jones

An insane and hallarious conspericy theorist that famously said "they're putting chemicals in the water that are turning the fricking frogs gay." After that, it was a surprise that anyone took him seriously, but apparently people did, so much so that it directly cause multiple terrorist attacks, leading to the memelord himself being banned from every social media to date.

"Alex Jones is absolutely hallarious. It's a shame that so many idiots take his insane rants seriously."

by KrimsonKatt August 4, 2021