Kraut's definitions

kirtar larrio

The greatest hacker the world has ever known. Leader of the Kampung Kr3w. The Terror of Kuala Lumpur.

Kirtar Larrio is a legend on #webchat

by Kraut June 29, 2004

künk

1. The sound of an indignant slamming of a telephone handset onto its cradle
2. The sound of a large-headed frenchmen plummeting of a bed in a alcohol-induced stupor

1 *künk* Aaahh F&$^! I fell out of bed guys, f*@#
2. Yes i have a reservation under K. Üüüüüüünk!

by Kraut May 31, 2004

spank bank

visual memory card used for purposes of later self pleasure; remembering a certain girl for later

"yeah, i put her in my spank bank"
lets go to the pool, i need some new spank bank material

by kraut September 18, 2003

kumara

1. Horrible sweet potato
2. Balding large headed frenchman
3. An idiot

Pooooor Kumara

by Kraut May 30, 2004

Jube

An insult. Slang term for calling someone a jew. Also spelled Joobee, joobe, jewbe, jubee.

"You fuckin jube." "what's up jube?"
"Quit being such a jube."

by Kraut April 4, 2005

left eye

1. A person with a vision deficiency in their left eye
2. Person with unusually bulbous head whose eyes are too far apart resulting in partial blindness in the left eye
3. Kumara

1. Ha, left eye!
2. Ah, dont point it at my right eye, you'll blind me

by Kraut June 4, 2004

kunk

1. See "Künk"

1 See above, whats this example is too short business (insert random space wasting text)

by Kraut May 31, 2004