Kraut's definitions

fabrico

feel the voodoo curse

it's all a part of the game

by Kraut November 3, 2004

kumara

1. Horrible sweet potato
2. Balding large headed frenchman
3. An idiot

Pooooor Kumara

by Kraut May 30, 2004

sarguing

1. To argue for a baseless claim, and when proven wrong, change said claim to make one sound like they were right all along.

2. Any method of arguing done for argument's sake... especially on the internet.

3. To talk out of one's ass

Elfer is sarguing with me again.

by Kraut June 20, 2004

Samurai shrimp smackdown

Similar to a shrimp smackdown, but executed with such stealth and robs the girl of any honor or respect. A really hard hitting shrimp smackdown.
(see "shrimp smackdown")

"I stunned that bitch when I gave her the samurai shrimp smackdown." "She felt like a slut after I gave her the samurai shimp smackdown."

by Kraut April 4, 2005

spank bank

visual memory card used for purposes of later self pleasure; remembering a certain girl for later

"yeah, i put her in my spank bank"
lets go to the pool, i need some new spank bank material

by kraut September 18, 2003

left eye

1. A person with a vision deficiency in their left eye
2. Person with unusually bulbous head whose eyes are too far apart resulting in partial blindness in the left eye
3. Kumara

1. Ha, left eye!
2. Ah, dont point it at my right eye, you'll blind me

by Kraut June 4, 2004

künk

1. The sound of an indignant slamming of a telephone handset onto its cradle
2. The sound of a large-headed frenchmen plummeting of a bed in a alcohol-induced stupor

1 *künk* Aaahh F&$^! I fell out of bed guys, f*@#
2. Yes i have a reservation under K. Üüüüüüünk!

by Kraut May 31, 2004