Kraut's definitions

Rickey Dawson

E-tycoon extraordinaire, owner of crankbeus.com and master businessman. Once held ownership to a vast corporate empire of cranking, which fell to shambles when he was diagnosed with terminal ulcers.

LOL U IDIOT U WAS CRANK'D, NOW I WILL POST THIS CHATLOG ON THE INTERWEB WITH MY cOMPUTAR MAcHIEN, TECHNOLOGY SCIENCE!!!

by Kraut July 20, 2004

Samurai shrimp smackdown

Similar to a shrimp smackdown, but executed with such stealth and robs the girl of any honor or respect. A really hard hitting shrimp smackdown.
(see "shrimp smackdown")

"I stunned that bitch when I gave her the samurai shrimp smackdown." "She felt like a slut after I gave her the samurai shimp smackdown."

by Kraut April 4, 2005

just shrimpin

in reference to the "shirmp smackdown" or "samurai shimp smackdown." The act of giving the shrimp smackdown on a regular basis. Similar to just pimpin.

"yeah, you know i'm just shrimpin it."
"Just shrimpin 24/7." "You know that Ted is just shrimpin it all the time." "Just shrimpin, you know. Gotta keep dem hos in line."

by Kraut April 4, 2005

Jube

An insult. Slang term for calling someone a jew. Also spelled Joobee, joobe, jewbe, jubee.

"You fuckin jube." "what's up jube?"
"Quit being such a jube."

by Kraut April 4, 2005

dildo nubbins

another term for a noob or newbie. Derived from Bilbo Baggins from the lord of the rings, a dildo and newbie.

"Shut the fuck up dildo nubbins." "Jack acts like such a fuckin dildo nubbins."

by Kraut April 4, 2005

kumara

1. Horrible sweet potato
2. Balding large headed frenchman
3. An idiot

Pooooor Kumara

by Kraut May 30, 2004

begurgis

A bumbling idiot

Haha, what a begurgis

by Kraut May 30, 2004