Kraut's definitions

spank bank

visual memory card used for purposes of later self pleasure; remembering a certain girl for later

"yeah, i put her in my spank bank"
lets go to the pool, i need some new spank bank material

by kraut September 18, 2003

fabrico

feel the voodoo curse

it's all a part of the game

by Kraut November 3, 2004

künk

1. The sound of an indignant slamming of a telephone handset onto its cradle
2. The sound of a large-headed frenchmen plummeting of a bed in a alcohol-induced stupor

1 *künk* Aaahh F&$^! I fell out of bed guys, f*@#
2. Yes i have a reservation under K. Üüüüüüünk!

by Kraut May 31, 2004

kumara

1. Horrible sweet potato
2. Balding large headed frenchman
3. An idiot

Pooooor Kumara

by Kraut May 30, 2004

sarguing

1. To argue for a baseless claim, and when proven wrong, change said claim to make one sound like they were right all along.

2. Any method of arguing done for argument's sake... especially on the internet.

3. To talk out of one's ass

Elfer is sarguing with me again.

by Kraut June 20, 2004

kunk

1. See "Künk"

1 See above, whats this example is too short business (insert random space wasting text)

by Kraut May 31, 2004

Rickey Dawson

E-tycoon extraordinaire, owner of crankbeus.com and master businessman. Once held ownership to a vast corporate empire of cranking, which fell to shambles when he was diagnosed with terminal ulcers.

LOL U IDIOT U WAS CRANK'D, NOW I WILL POST THIS CHATLOG ON THE INTERWEB WITH MY cOMPUTAR MAcHIEN, TECHNOLOGY SCIENCE!!!

by Kraut July 20, 2004