Kraut's definitions

Jube

An insult. Slang term for calling someone a jew. Also spelled Joobee, joobe, jewbe, jubee.

"You fuckin jube." "what's up jube?"
"Quit being such a jube."

by Kraut April 4, 2005

left eye

1. A person with a vision deficiency in their left eye
2. Person with unusually bulbous head whose eyes are too far apart resulting in partial blindness in the left eye
3. Kumara

1. Ha, left eye!
2. Ah, dont point it at my right eye, you'll blind me

by Kraut June 4, 2004

Rickey Dawson

E-tycoon extraordinaire, owner of crankbeus.com and master businessman. Once held ownership to a vast corporate empire of cranking, which fell to shambles when he was diagnosed with terminal ulcers.

LOL U IDIOT U WAS CRANK'D, NOW I WILL POST THIS CHATLOG ON THE INTERWEB WITH MY cOMPUTAR MAcHIEN, TECHNOLOGY SCIENCE!!!

by Kraut July 20, 2004

spreewell

choke, strangle, restrict respriration (like Latrell Spreewell)

Then he attempted to spreewell his coach but was thwarted by an unusual kevlar necktie.

by kraut September 12, 2003

dildo nubbins

another term for a noob or newbie. Derived from Bilbo Baggins from the lord of the rings, a dildo and newbie.

"Shut the fuck up dildo nubbins." "Jack acts like such a fuckin dildo nubbins."

by Kraut April 4, 2005

just shrimpin

in reference to the "shirmp smackdown" or "samurai shimp smackdown." The act of giving the shrimp smackdown on a regular basis. Similar to just pimpin.

"yeah, you know i'm just shrimpin it."
"Just shrimpin 24/7." "You know that Ted is just shrimpin it all the time." "Just shrimpin, you know. Gotta keep dem hos in line."

by Kraut April 4, 2005

fabrico

feel the voodoo curse

it's all a part of the game

by Kraut November 3, 2004