17 definitions by Konrad
Dude, that guitar is fuckin' juxta!
Note: can also be used as a personal compliment. (ie. Dude, you're so fuckin' juxta. -or- What's up, juxta?)
Note: can also be used as a personal compliment. (ie. Dude, you're so fuckin' juxta. -or- What's up, juxta?)
by Konrad February 27, 2004
by Konrad December 11, 2003
The act of hitting someone ontop of their head, then saying Coconut out loud. Must be done when the is not expecting it or is just being an asshole
by Konrad April 10, 2005
When a girl is chubby but is not fat u say that she has baby phat. Used for girls that have smooth skin, are not skinny, and you think that they are cute.
by Konrad April 10, 2005
by Konrad September 9, 2003
(n) The period of time during which George "Dubya" Bush was/is in the seat of power in the United States of America.
Child: "Mommy, when the hell will this awful reign of terror be over?"
Mother: "Hopefully by 2004, though if we are really unlucky, he might still be in office 'till 2008!"
*Child has heart attack*
Mother: "Hopefully by 2004, though if we are really unlucky, he might still be in office 'till 2008!"
*Child has heart attack*
by Konrad July 28, 2004
When a driver of the opposite sex as the passenger calibrates the heat settings in an automobile to full heat output, and positions all blowers to point in the general direction of the passenger.
Hot car is successfully reached when the occupant claims, "My skin is burning". Attempts by the passenger to re-calibrate heat settings to a more comfortable level is met with a sturdy slap on the hand.
Hot car is successfully reached when the occupant claims, "My skin is burning". Attempts by the passenger to re-calibrate heat settings to a more comfortable level is met with a sturdy slap on the hand.
by Konrad May 13, 2004