Konrad's definitions

sax

The noun "sax" can refer to the entire saxaphone family of not-so-musical instruments, and generally refers to the most common "sax", that being the alto saxaphone. It was abbriviated in order to not be so long as to confuse the already-addled minds of those who actually enjoy playing the instrument.

"If you honk that sax one more time, I'ma gonna take it and throw it in the bay!"

by Konrad July 27, 2004

enjoy

(v) To please, or be pleasing.

Many people enjoy sex, drugs, and alcohol.

by Konrad July 27, 2004

kamikaze

An act Japanese figher pilots did in WW2 to destroy and target, by making themselves a weapon by colliding into the target, usually a ship.

One who searches for death in situations.

Kamikazier:One who does not care for own well being in fire-fights, wars, battles, and fistfights.

Kamikazier:An insane fighter who charges at enourmously unfavorable odds.

Sacrificing oneself to kill another.

The japanese kamikaze pilots are fanatical.

The japanese kamikaze pilots rammed six of our ships at Midway.

That man is willing to kamikaze his way through a battle.

That man is a kamikazier, he doesnt care how many people he is fighting, he acts as if its only one.

by konrad May 12, 2003

baby phat

When a girl is chubby but is not fat u say that she has baby phat. Used for girls that have smooth skin, are not skinny, and you think that they are cute.

J: Jenny's cute.
L: No jenny's fat
P: No she just got some baby phat on her

by Konrad April 9, 2005

hot car

When a driver of the opposite sex as the passenger calibrates the heat settings in an automobile to full heat output, and positions all blowers to point in the general direction of the passenger.

Hot car is successfully reached when the occupant claims, "My skin is burning". Attempts by the passenger to re-calibrate heat settings to a more comfortable level is met with a sturdy slap on the hand.

"That bitch whined about being cold so I pulled a hot car on her."

by Konrad May 12, 2004

fade to black

When you slowly pass out from lack of oxygen to the brain.

As i fell alseep all i saw faded to black.

by konrad August 29, 2003

Juxta

jux*ta a 1 : rad 2: awesome 3: balls to the wall 4: boss 5: etc.

Dude, that guitar is fuckin' juxta!

Note: can also be used as a personal compliment. (ie. Dude, you're so fuckin' juxta. -or- What's up, juxta?)

by Konrad February 27, 2004