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reign of terror

(n) The period of time during which George "Dubya" Bush was/is in the seat of power in the United States of America.
Child: "Mommy, when the hell will this awful reign of terror be over?"

Mother: "Hopefully by 2004, though if we are really unlucky, he might still be in office 'till 2008!"

*Child has heart attack*
by Konrad July 27, 2004
mugGet the reign of terrormug.

enjoy

(v) To please, or be pleasing.
Many people enjoy sex, drugs, and alcohol.
by Konrad July 27, 2004
mugGet the enjoymug.

kamikaze

An act Japanese figher pilots did in WW2 to destroy and target, by making themselves a weapon by colliding into the target, usually a ship.

One who searches for death in situations.

Kamikazier:One who does not care for own well being in fire-fights, wars, battles, and fistfights.

Kamikazier:An insane fighter who charges at enourmously unfavorable odds.

Sacrificing oneself to kill another.
The japanese kamikaze pilots are fanatical.

The japanese kamikaze pilots rammed six of our ships at Midway.

That man is willing to kamikaze his way through a battle.

That man is a kamikazier, he doesnt care how many people he is fighting, he acts as if its only one.
by konrad May 12, 2003
mugGet the kamikazemug.

sax

The noun "sax" can refer to the entire saxaphone family of not-so-musical instruments, and generally refers to the most common "sax", that being the alto saxaphone. It was abbriviated in order to not be so long as to confuse the already-addled minds of those who actually enjoy playing the instrument.
"If you honk that sax one more time, I'ma gonna take it and throw it in the bay!"
by Konrad July 27, 2004
mugGet the saxmug.

hot car

When a driver of the opposite sex as the passenger calibrates the heat settings in an automobile to full heat output, and positions all blowers to point in the general direction of the passenger.

Hot car is successfully reached when the occupant claims, "My skin is burning". Attempts by the passenger to re-calibrate heat settings to a more comfortable level is met with a sturdy slap on the hand.
"That bitch whined about being cold so I pulled a hot car on her."
by Konrad May 12, 2004
mugGet the hot carmug.

off tha hook

Lowered punishement from a deed or a complete pardon from a deed.
i was let off the hook after the cops found out it wasnt my gun after all
by konrad September 8, 2003
mugGet the off tha hookmug.

larkinx0r

A derivation of "Larkin," a 21st century gamer whose name was later dubbed to anyone who had remarkable talent or skill at computer games. Ex: Counter-Strike, Warcraft III. The added ending, "x0r" is simply an abbreviation derived from an ancient "Leet" or "1337" language used by "haxorz" added on to a word to heighten it's coolness. As an internet gaming term, this word has been thoroughly woven into common speech.
Singular:

1. OMG d00d y0u r0x0r3d that guy you are a larkinx0r!

2. Get off that computer or else you will turn into a larkinx0r!

Plural:

1. I just g0t 0wn3d by 4 pi13 0f larkinx0rz!
by Konrad September 21, 2003
mugGet the larkinx0rmug.

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