Konrad's definitions

hot car

When a driver of the opposite sex as the passenger calibrates the heat settings in an automobile to full heat output, and positions all blowers to point in the general direction of the passenger.

Hot car is successfully reached when the occupant claims, "My skin is burning". Attempts by the passenger to re-calibrate heat settings to a more comfortable level is met with a sturdy slap on the hand.

"That bitch whined about being cold so I pulled a hot car on her."

by Konrad May 12, 2004

off tha hook

Lowered punishement from a deed or a complete pardon from a deed.

i was let off the hook after the cops found out it wasnt my gun after all

by konrad September 8, 2003

larkinx0r

A derivation of "Larkin," a 21st century gamer whose name was later dubbed to anyone who had remarkable talent or skill at computer games. Ex: Counter-Strike, Warcraft III. The added ending, "x0r" is simply an abbreviation derived from an ancient "Leet" or "1337" language used by "haxorz" added on to a word to heighten it's coolness. As an internet gaming term, this word has been thoroughly woven into common speech.

Singular:

1. OMG d00d y0u r0x0r3d that guy you are a larkinx0r!

2. Get off that computer or else you will turn into a larkinx0r!

Plural:

1. I just g0t 0wn3d by 4 pi13 0f larkinx0rz!

by Konrad September 21, 2003

reign of terror

(n) The period of time during which George "Dubya" Bush was/is in the seat of power in the United States of America.

Child: "Mommy, when the hell will this awful reign of terror be over?"

Mother: "Hopefully by 2004, though if we are really unlucky, he might still be in office 'till 2008!"

*Child has heart attack*

by Konrad July 27, 2004

fade to black

When you slowly pass out from lack of oxygen to the brain.

As i fell alseep all i saw faded to black.

by konrad August 29, 2003

The Mont

n)Is short for larchmont, a town in westchester county, which is right outside of NYC.

Matt: THE MONT BITCH.

by Konrad April 10, 2005

coconut

The act of hitting someone ontop of their head, then saying Coconut out loud. Must be done when the is not expecting it or is just being an asshole

Jimmy just gave tommy a damn good coconut for spitting in his milk

by Konrad April 10, 2005