Konrad's definitions

subaru

After a 2 year obsession with subaru i have found out a ton about them. First off its a jap. company witch produces the only All symmetrical All Wheel Drive system that subaru is famous for. Subaru is really famous for its rally preformance. The rally subaru impreza wrx sti contains a horizontally opposed 4 cylinder engine that produces an amazing 300 horsepower with an AWD system as well. Think about it a ferrari spider produces 360 horsepower on a 8 cylinder engine. With even 25 less torque then the subaru. Subaru accelerates faster then most sport cars including the prosche 911 turbo. Also it has been known for insurance costs to be less when a person owns a subaru due to the safety a AWD system gives you. Its famous boxer engine contains the cylinders opposite each other instead of one after the other like in all other cars. Subaru is the best company in the world and the Subaru WRX STI is the best car in the world. You would give me a free mclauren f1 i would sell it and buy a subaru wrx or maybe even a outback witch has more ground clearence then a BMW X5

if you would like to contact me AIM = Subaruwrxh4

The subaru engine is a horizontally opposed 4 cylinder engine witch produces an amazing 300 horsepower on the subaru wrx sti.

by Konrad September 9, 2004

hot car

When a driver of the opposite sex as the passenger calibrates the heat settings in an automobile to full heat output, and positions all blowers to point in the general direction of the passenger.

Hot car is successfully reached when the occupant claims, "My skin is burning". Attempts by the passenger to re-calibrate heat settings to a more comfortable level is met with a sturdy slap on the hand.

"That bitch whined about being cold so I pulled a hot car on her."

by Konrad May 12, 2004

instrument

A piece of equipment used to produce music.

Dude, a saxaphone isn't an instrument.

by Konrad July 27, 2004

fade to black

When you slowly pass out from lack of oxygen to the brain.

As i fell alseep all i saw faded to black.

by konrad August 29, 2003

baby phat

When a girl is chubby but is not fat u say that she has baby phat. Used for girls that have smooth skin, are not skinny, and you think that they are cute.

J: Jenny's cute.
L: No jenny's fat
P: No she just got some baby phat on her

by Konrad April 9, 2005

reign of terror

(n) The period of time during which George "Dubya" Bush was/is in the seat of power in the United States of America.

Child: "Mommy, when the hell will this awful reign of terror be over?"

Mother: "Hopefully by 2004, though if we are really unlucky, he might still be in office 'till 2008!"

*Child has heart attack*

by Konrad July 27, 2004

larkinx0r

A derivation of "Larkin," a 21st century gamer whose name was later dubbed to anyone who had remarkable talent or skill at computer games. Ex: Counter-Strike, Warcraft III. The added ending, "x0r" is simply an abbreviation derived from an ancient "Leet" or "1337" language used by "haxorz" added on to a word to heighten it's coolness. As an internet gaming term, this word has been thoroughly woven into common speech.

Singular:

1. OMG d00d y0u r0x0r3d that guy you are a larkinx0r!

2. Get off that computer or else you will turn into a larkinx0r!

Plural:

1. I just g0t 0wn3d by 4 pi13 0f larkinx0rz!

by Konrad September 21, 2003