Nike Shox

1. Overpriced footwear intended for college- semi-pro- and pro-athletes, often considered controversial due to sweat-shop allegations. Rich people tend to buy these shoes. For a stylish and fashionable alternative, see Converse.
My runner friend has a pair of Nike Shox that cost over $100. I paid FORTY for mine. And mine look COOLER.
by Kix May 04, 2004
mugGet the Nike Shoxmug.

acute dick

A woman's polite way of telling you that you're about as well-hung as a two-year-old. Synonyms: two-inch tickler and two-pump chump.
Jeez, you have acute dick.
by Kix May 03, 2004
mugGet the acute dickmug.

gold digger

1. A great comic (Amercian manga) by war veteran Fred Perry about cute girls who go on archaeological expeditions. Was around even BEFORE video game star Lara Croft. Also features arguably the most beautiful catgirl ever, Brittany "Cheetah" Diggers.
2. Also Gina Diggers' (the main character) nickname.
Man that last issue of Gold Digger was really good! I couldn't stop turning the pages, and when I turned the last page, I wished I had more pages to turn!
by Kix May 03, 2004
mugGet the gold diggermug.

about:blank

What the window says before it shosw you a popup for goatse.cx or something similarly evil.
I pressed Alt-F4 when the about:blank window popped up.
by Kix May 03, 2004
mugGet the about:blankmug.

Adorkable

What I'll never be, despite being a dork.
Steven Page from BNL is so adorkable.
by Kix May 03, 2004
mugGet the Adorkablemug.

stinkpalm

Something retarded comic book fans attempt to do to Kevin Smith at comic conventions.
Don't fsck with The Jedi Master, son!
by Kix May 03, 2004
mugGet the stinkpalmmug.

bebe's kids

The ridiculously numerous offspring of an irresponsible mother (see clownshoes who doesn't watch her children properly, allows the kids to do whatever they please, and sits around watching TV all day talking on the phone with her friends, and then DENY your allegations of bad parenting and tell you that you have no right telling her how to raise 'her' kids.

It is to be noted that Bebe's kids would not exist if she kept her skirt in the DOWNWARD more often.
Man look at that little girl, running around the restaurant... Oh my God... she broke into the plastic toy display and her mother isn't even watching her! What a Bebe's Kid!
by Kix May 04, 2004
mugGet the bebe's kidsmug.