Kix's definitions

gold digger

1. A great comic (Amercian manga) by war veteran Fred Perry about cute girls who go on archaeological expeditions. Was around even BEFORE video game star Lara Croft. Also features arguably the most beautiful catgirl ever, Brittany "Cheetah" Diggers.
2. Also Gina Diggers' (the main character) nickname.

Man that last issue of Gold Digger was really good! I couldn't stop turning the pages, and when I turned the last page, I wished I had more pages to turn!

by Kix May 3, 2004

about:blank

What the window says before it shosw you a popup for goatse.cx or something similarly evil.

I pressed Alt-F4 when the about:blank window popped up.

by Kix May 3, 2004

Ally McMeal

A cardboard box containing half a Chicken McNugget and a rubber glove so you can gag yourself.

That fatty ordered an Ally McMeal.

by Kix May 3, 2004

acute dick

A woman's polite way of telling you that you're about as well-hung as a two-year-old. Synonyms: two-inch tickler and two-pump chump.

Jeez, you have acute dick.

by Kix May 3, 2004

christian gentleman

1. A dying breed of decent human beings due to the fact that women hate them (see feminist).
2. Guys who can't get any.
3. ME.

Have you thought about dating him? He's such a nice Christian gentleman.

by Kix May 4, 2004

Nike Shox

1. Overpriced footwear intended for college- semi-pro- and pro-athletes, often considered controversial due to sweat-shop allegations. Rich people tend to buy these shoes. For a stylish and fashionable alternative, see Converse.

My runner friend has a pair of Nike Shox that cost over $100. I paid FORTY for mine. And mine look COOLER.

by Kix May 4, 2004

stinkpalm

Something retarded comic book fans attempt to do to Kevin Smith at comic conventions.

Don't fsck with The Jedi Master, son!

by Kix May 3, 2004