Kilkrazy's definitions

top shelf

A top shelf magazine contains 'men's interest material', making it unsuitable for minors to look at and therefore it is put out of their reach on the top shelf in the newsagent.

"If you're looking for 'Shaven Asian Babes' you'll find it on the top shelf."

by Kilkrazy June 30, 2004

EMO

The world's major machine tools trade fair, held every two years on a six year cycle moving between Hannover/Hannover/Milan.

See http://www.emo-hannover.de/ for more information.

EMO Hannover 2005
The world of machine tools

by Kilkrazy July 23, 2008

shed

When you are playing Mechwarrior or Battletech or some other such game involving giant robot walking tanks, and your robot gets a lot of its armour shot off, so that it is very vulnerable to enemy fire, it becomes a shed.

I must retreat as my robot is nothing but a shed.

by Kilkrazy June 30, 2004

Telecottaging

Verb. To telecottage / telecottaging.

Working from a home in the country with computer communication.

Nothing to do with cottaging.

I sold my flat in London and bought a cottage in Norfolk. Then I had a 2mbps line installed so I could telecottage.

by kilkrazy January 17, 2005

nampa

Japanese slang meaning to chase or hit on girls.

Hiro was trying to nampa girls at the bookstore near the station.

by kilkrazy January 2, 2005

manko

Noun: Rude Japanese slang for cunt. Used by naughty female language students to book tables in foreign restaurants so that they will be able to have a laugh when the maitre d' calls them to their table.

"Miss Manko, your table is ready."

by Kilkrazy July 1, 2004

Waste of food

Someone who is so worthless that the planet as a whole would be better off if he/she was dead, because he/she is consuming food that could go to the starving of Africa.

"??? is a waste of food."

by Kilkrazy June 30, 2004