Kilkrazy's definitions

Telecottaging

Verb. To telecottage / telecottaging.

Working from a home in the country with computer communication.

Nothing to do with cottaging.

I sold my flat in London and bought a cottage in Norfolk. Then I had a 2mbps line installed so I could telecottage.

by kilkrazy January 17, 2005

jugular

Describes a woman who has significantly large or attractive breasts (jugs).

"Look at her over there, she's pretty jugular."

by Kilkrazy July 1, 2004

problette

Noun.

1. A small problem which is not thought to seriously endanger the completion of a task or project.

There is a problette -- I don't have enough cash for the cinema tickets but I can pay by card.

by Kilkrazy October 1, 2004

Sukey

Proper noun: Familiar form of the girl's name Susan.

"Polly put the kettle on.

Sukey take it off again."

From the nursery rhyme.

by Kilkrazy July 1, 2004

poop sheet

Noun: A document laying out all the crucial information on an event, situation, person etc. in a condensed and highlighted format. Possession of a poop sheet will enable you to get up to speed with a new problem as quickly as possible.

I don't know anything about smallpox vaccination. Get me the poop sheet on it as soon as you can.

by kilkrazy January 3, 2005

Waste of food

Someone who is so worthless that the planet as a whole would be better off if he/she was dead, because he/she is consuming food that could go to the starving of Africa.

"??? is a waste of food."

by Kilkrazy June 30, 2004

The Dark Side

The marketing department, if you work in product development.

See you guys later. I've got to go to The Dark Side for a scheduling meeting.

by kilkrazy January 10, 2005