Kilkrazy's definitions

poop sheet

Noun: A document laying out all the crucial information on an event, situation, person etc. in a condensed and highlighted format. Possession of a poop sheet will enable you to get up to speed with a new problem as quickly as possible.

I don't know anything about smallpox vaccination. Get me the poop sheet on it as soon as you can.

by kilkrazy January 3, 2005

To trouser

Transitive verb. Slang, meaning to accept a bribe or some other sub rosa payment, usually in cash. That is, to take the money and slip it into your trouser pocket.

Mr Fayed offered a brown envelope and Hamilton trousered it straight away.

by kilkrazy January 3, 2005

lushious

Adjective. Describes alchoholic drinks so appealing that they are likely to stimulate over-consumption, turning the drinker into a lush.

Exampled include beer, cocktails, and fine wines.

The bottle of 1983 vintage port smelled absolutely lushious.

by kilkrazy January 3, 2005

splash my boots

Verb, transitive: "To splash my boots" is a British army expression meaning to go for a pee in the outdoors (on manoueuvres, etc. when a regular lavatory isn't available.) The action of forceful micturation against a tree or similar tends to cause a splashback onto the boots.

I'm bursting for a piss. I'm just off to splash my boots.

by kilkrazy January 4, 2005

worf

Onomatopoeia describing the sound of a slow explosion cause by the ignition of a large amount of inflammable substance such as petrol.

A driver, foolishly smoking while filling his car, dropped his fag end into a pool of spilled petrol. 'Worf', the entire filling station went sky-high.

by kilkrazy January 4, 2005

gabe

Noun.

Gabe is a politically incorrect term of derision or contempt, typically used by heterosexual men towards homosexual men who exhibit particularly camp or effeminate behaviour. It's derived by contracting the phrase "gay boy."

I can't believe the way *** complained about the party decorations. He's such a gabe!

If you're going to be a gabe about getting grease on your hands I won't help you change the car tyre.

by kilkrazy January 5, 2005

spec

'Spec', pronounced 'spess' is derived from the word specimen. It is an insult. It implies a resemblance to unpleasant medical specimens such as stool samples, parasites and such like, or perhaps quality control failure samples which have been kept for reference.

What do you think you're doing wanking in the shower at swimming lessons? You are such a spec!

by kilkrazy January 7, 2005