87 definitions by Kidswillbekids

Mask off

How Future says Jack off

In future’s 2017 hit mask off, every time he says mask off he means jack off

by Kidswillbekids April 14, 2020

Miscarriage

When god gives you an abortion

My wife got a miscarriage

by Kidswillbekids August 22, 2019

Beyoncé

A singer that everyone has heard of

Doug: did you see Beyoncé at the grammy’s last night?
Clay: who is Beyoncé?
Doug: how do you not know who the fuck Beyoncé is???

by Kidswillbekids April 20, 2019

Beyoncé

She’s damn sexy, has a fat ass, and asks you to move to the left

Beyoncé is a beaut

by Kidswillbekids October 5, 2019

Urban dictionary

Are you fucking serious???

Urban Dictionary ur on it

by Kidswillbekids May 18, 2019

LeBron James

A basketball player that everyone wants to be

Mr. Smith: Little Jimmy, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Little Jimmy: I wanna be LeBron James!!!
Mr. Smith: That can’t happen.
Little Jimmy: Why not?
Mr. Smith: He’s already him.
Little Jimmy: nooooooooooo you crushed my dream.
Mr. Smith: but you can still go to the nba.
Little Jimmy: Ok!

by Kidswillbekids March 27, 2019

Broke

Me

I’m broke

by Kidswillbekids October 14, 2019