Definitions by Kidswillbekids

Jake Paul 

Some motherfucker who ruined the music and then ruined boxing.

That Jake Paul mothafucka is ruining everything like c’mon bruh

Jake Paul by Kidswillbekids October 13, 2021

Scam 

So let’s just say you wanted to buy an apple for $2 and then, some motherfucker tries to sell it to you for $5

That’s a scam

Scam by Kidswillbekids June 6, 2021

Breastaurant 

It’s a restaurant where women where small clothes such as hooters and twin peaks so you can see their boobies! Get it? BREASTaurant in other words tits for tips

Last Friday, I went to a breastaurant! You know not for the food but for the titties!

Breastaurant by Kidswillbekids September 9, 2020

Lois Griffin 

The mom in family guy who is loved by everybody except Stewie

Lois Griffin: hi Stewie how are you?
Stewie Griffin: shut up woman!

Lois Griffin by Kidswillbekids May 31, 2020

Family Guy 

The best cartoon ever!
Peter: the fat ass dad in gamily guy who works at the brewery.
Lois: the hot attractive mom
Meg: the very unpopular and ugly fat daughter
Chris: the really stupid son that masturbates 24/7
Stewie: the most bad ass baby that’s known to man
Brian: the talking dog

He’s a family guy!!!

Family Guy by Kidswillbekids May 31, 2020

Coronavirus 

The longest lasting thing that was made in China

When will the Coronavirus end???

Coronavirus by Kidswillbekids May 24, 2020

Roberto Nevilis 

The Nigga who invented homework

Roberto Nevilis made this world so damn painful for inventing homework that stupid teachers should know that nobody is gonna do that shit! Damn sleeping on rusty spikes seems way less painful!

Roberto Nevilis by Kidswillbekids April 21, 2020