Lois Griffin

The mom in family guy who is loved by everybody except Stewie

Lois Griffin: hi Stewie how are you?
Stewie Griffin: shut up woman!

by Kidswillbekids May 31, 2020

Obama’s last name

Obama

It’s self explanatory! Obama’s last name is Obama!

by Kidswillbekids October 03, 2019

Swiss balls

1. Exercise balls
2. A Swiss mans testicles

1. Let’s work together on Swiss balls
2. In Switzerland, a man took his draws off so I saw Swiss balls for the first time ever!

by Kidswillbekids July 10, 2019

Is the earth flat?

We KNOW the answer. No, the earth is not flat, it’s round like a ball, and anyone who asks that question is retarded as fuck.

Aaron: hey Matt, is the earth flat?
Matt: bruh
Aaron: ok, I’ll ask someone else.
Aaron: hey David, is the earth flat?
David: shut the fuck up!
Aaron: it’s either yes or no
Aaron: Mason, my man, is the earth flat?
Mason: no
Aaron: man they’re horrible liars

by Kidswillbekids October 29, 2019

Wtf

It stand for where’s the food

Timmy: Wtf man
Tyrone: Excuse me?
Timmy: It means where’s the food
Tyrone: ohhhhh

by Kidswillbekids May 14, 2019

Illuminati

Illuminati is a triangle with an eye. It’s also some sort of conspiracy theory. Oh, and it can be found on the back of the $1 bill

Illuminati confirmed

by Kidswillbekids October 14, 2019

Lance Armstrong

To spike your water bottle o while biking

I needed cocaine while riding my bike so I had to pull off a Lance Armstrong

by Kidswillbekids July 04, 2019