4 definitions by Kevinmckevinface
The god of the skies. In ancient times he ruled with an iron fist, and always argued with posiedon and hades. Today he still does pretty much the same thing except for the "iron fist"
Part he likes to read the newspaper in the lobby of the empire state building. He wears a suit and has stubble instead of his big beard like in ancient times. He owns a black BMW sedan 2012 and lives in upper new york in a large mansion.
Part he likes to read the newspaper in the lobby of the empire state building. He wears a suit and has stubble instead of his big beard like in ancient times. He owns a black BMW sedan 2012 and lives in upper new york in a large mansion.
Zeus is a greek god.
by Kevinmckevinface October 18, 2011
A small kid with an annoyingly high-pitched voice.spoiled.
Has the worlds smallest penis. But you can't help not having him as your friend. Kinda cool when you get to know him.
Doesn't like porn, so people think he likes guys.
Has the worlds smallest penis. But you can't help not having him as your friend. Kinda cool when you get to know him.
Doesn't like porn, so people think he likes guys.
Other guy:hey Josh check out this chicks rack.
*shows him pic*
Josh:eeeeewwww!!!!!
Other guy:your gay.
*shows him pic*
Josh:eeeeewwww!!!!!
Other guy:your gay.
by Kevinmckevinface October 18, 2011
The god of war. In ancient times he was involved in the Trojan war and other fights. Now he likes to hang around Vegas on his Harley davidson and eat tacos. He is buff and has a 6 pack of abs.his face has a scar straight down the middle, another through his eyebrow, one around his waist and one on the side of his leg. He creates an aura of fear and pain. He wears a motorcycle jacket and blue jeans. He also wears fingerless leather gloves with brass knuckles on them.
Ares is a Greek god.
by Kevinmckevinface October 18, 2011
In ancient times she was the goddess of love, but now in modern times she's more like the goddess of sex. She is known for giving the best sex EVER!!! (I should know since I have had sex with her) her Breasts are as sexy as you want them to be. She is blond with pink highlights. Caucasian. Greenish gray eyes. Thin but not too thin. Wide hips, long legs, pink painted toenails and fingernails. Wears a flowing pink dress made of see-through silk.
She never wears any
underwear and has the worlds perkiest boobs.
She never wears any
underwear and has the worlds perkiest boobs.
Aphrodite is a Greek goddess.
by Kevinmckevinface October 18, 2011