7 definitions by Kevin Smith
1) Short for "version two;" used in reference to electronic data; includes software, web sites, etc.
2) Recently: a synonym for redux; anything that is supposedly better than its predecessor.
2) Recently: a synonym for redux; anything that is supposedly better than its predecessor.
by Kevin Smith April 6, 2004
small tits, small vagina,tiddlybits
by Kevin Smith November 19, 2013
In ancient European legend, a mighty warrior who roamed the earth, solving mystery and whuppin’ ass. Some say Zeedar Teretz lives today, as a very old man, who roams the world playing an important part in the events of the world.
Also, a dick with a website. www.zeedarteretz.com.
Also, a dick with a website. www.zeedarteretz.com.
by Kevin Smith November 24, 2003
by Kevin Smith December 29, 2005
A cheap tactic used by shareware makers involving a limited- or full use- period of thirty (30) days in which you can find out if you actually want to use the product. Generally, software with a 30-day trial period is not worth downloading, although there are some exceptions.
"Did you see that thing on Download.com?"
"Oh, you mean the Sea Turtles Paradise?"
"Yeah. It had a 5-day trial so it must be better than that other one that had a 30-day trial!"
"fo' shizzle my nizzle!"
"Oh, you mean the Sea Turtles Paradise?"
"Yeah. It had a 5-day trial so it must be better than that other one that had a 30-day trial!"
"fo' shizzle my nizzle!"
by Kevin Smith April 17, 2004
1) A large bird that is said to give bad luck to sailors.
2) Anything or anyone which is seen as an omen of bad fortune.
2) The oldest pub in Berkley, California.
2) Anything or anyone which is seen as an omen of bad fortune.
2) The oldest pub in Berkley, California.
At length did cross an Albatross:
Thorough the fog it came;
As if it had been a Christian soul,
We hailed it in God's name.
It ate the food it ne'er had eat,
And round and round it flew.
The ice did split with a thunder-fit;
The helmsman steered us through!
And a good south wind sprung up behind;
The Albatross did follow,
And every day, for food or play,
Came to the mariners' hollo!
In mist or cloud, on mast or shroud,
It perched for vespers nine;
Whiles all the night, through fog-smoke white,
Glimmered the white Moon-shine.
"God save thee, ancient Mariner!
From the fiends, that plague thee thus!--
Why look'st thou so?"--With my cross-bow
I shot the ALBATROSS.
-the Rime of the Ancient Mariner
Thorough the fog it came;
As if it had been a Christian soul,
We hailed it in God's name.
It ate the food it ne'er had eat,
And round and round it flew.
The ice did split with a thunder-fit;
The helmsman steered us through!
And a good south wind sprung up behind;
The Albatross did follow,
And every day, for food or play,
Came to the mariners' hollo!
In mist or cloud, on mast or shroud,
It perched for vespers nine;
Whiles all the night, through fog-smoke white,
Glimmered the white Moon-shine.
"God save thee, ancient Mariner!
From the fiends, that plague thee thus!--
Why look'st thou so?"--With my cross-bow
I shot the ALBATROSS.
-the Rime of the Ancient Mariner
by Kevin Smith January 2, 2004
1) The process of making something illegitimate
2) The process of bringing something to a form which is not as good as the one it was in before, i.e. the language glorified by urbandictionary.com
2) The process of bringing something to a form which is not as good as the one it was in before, i.e. the language glorified by urbandictionary.com
by Kevin Smith January 2, 2004