Kerb's definitions

love burger

Hamburger (or vegeburger) shaped into a heart, then cooked and eaten in a bun sandwich.

Susan and I had a love burger in the Paris Hilton.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

beer festival

1. A festival where the promoted theme (eg. a popular brand of beer, folk singing, medieval banquet, striptease, Octoberfest) is blatantly ignored, and large quantities of beer is drunk. And people roll about rat arsed, pissed as a newt, lit up like a christmas tree, and display a range of loud and disorderly behaviour.

I went to the (insert your favourite beer) Beer Fastival and had a great time!

by Kerb November 29, 2004

ehoh

Greeting in Tellytubbian

When in Tellytubbyland, say "Ehoh".

by Kerb November 30, 2004

Blunkett

Person, who is blind and claims to be the British Home Secretary.

I saw David Blunkett on the telly today.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

jesus freak

1. A hippy who have converted to fundamentalist christianity.

2. A square christian who adopt hippy trappings such as 1960's and 1970's clothing, long hair, and says "Jesus is groovy".

A most uncool subculture.

Kevin entered a tent show while on acid and came became out a Jesus freak.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

Murphy's Law

The secret of the universe: The Universe is intrinsically dystopic.

During a workshop on "Murphy's Law", the shit hit the fan.

by Kerb November 29, 2004

ghetto blaster

A large, portable, radio cassette player, measuring about 1.5 m wide and 1.0 m high.

It is played especially outdoors, in public places at loud volume; and carried on one shoulder with loudspeakers facing the head.

It is assumed that bypassers share the same musical taste.

Bob passed his time at the bus stop by playing his ghetto blaster.

by Kerb November 27, 2004