Kerb's definitions

Murphy's Law

The secret of the universe: The Universe is intrinsically dystopic.

During a workshop on "Murphy's Law", the shit hit the fan.

by Kerb November 29, 2004

puppy love

1. Mega slushy song by Donny Osmond in 1973.

2. Any slushy love usu. from a girl towards a young boy, little dog, Jesus, teacher, vicar, or scout master.

1. Puppy Love made number 1 in the charts.

2. She felt great wave of puppy love towards her Maths teacher.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

puter

What surfers with learning difficulties call their computer.

My puter is very clever.

by Kerb November 30, 2004

ASBO's

Anti Social Behaviour Order, used mainly against youths who annoy ordinary respectable people and workers.

These can be in the form of curfew orders, so yobs cannot hang out in the street at night. Also to prevent street drinking, thus preventing drunk and disorderly bahaviour. Also to prevent agressive beggars approaching strangers for money.

A method of containment, while a longer term method can be implemented to encourage young people off under-age drinking, drugs, and to get them to school, and then to gainful employment.

John got an ASBO, not to use abusive language.

by Kerb November 27, 2004

love bug

1. To be smitten with love.

2. A cardboard oval decorated into a colourful looking beetle, with the words "LOVE BUG" written on it, and given to a total strangers in the street.

Amy gave away lots of Love Bugs at the anti-war demo.

by Kerb November 29, 2004

August Bank Holiday Island

An island equidistant between Christmas Island and Easter Island, 123.0W 12.5S.
It was discovered by the Monty Python team.

Coconut Airways run flights from London Hetahrow to August Bank Holiday Island.

by Kerb November 29, 2004

walmart

Supermarket of obscene size, with greeters having a permanent cheesy smile.

My emo girlfriend is a greeter at Walmart

by Kerb November 27, 2004