Kerb's definitions

tramp

1. A homeless person who travels and does not work, and pisses in his or her clothes, and grows a beard.

2. Osama Bin Laden.

There's a new tramp in town, and he looks like Bin Laden.

by Kerb November 27, 2004

Colin Powell

1. An uncool rapper, as to a gathering of foreign generals (who tried their best not to appear embarrassed).

2. President Bush's ex-house nigger, soon to be replaced by Condoleeza Rice, the White House's black mama.

Colin Powell is now learning to skateboard.

by Kerb December 1, 2004

Intelligence

The ability to get high score on IQ tests.

Albert got an IQ of 150 and is therefore very intelligent.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

fuck

Abbreviation found on lavatory cubicle in Apartheid-era South Africa.

One cubicle has WC on it.
The other has FUCK on it - "For Us Coloured Kids"

I went to South Africa last year and FUCK was still on that toilet door!

by Kerb January 23, 2007

barefoot boogie

Noun: A dance event, usually in a rented hall or community centre, where shoes are left by the door, and freestyle dancing is encouraged. No smoking, alcohol, nor drugs are allowed.

Has a new age atmosphere.

My Vincent stopped going to raves and started to go to barefoot boogies.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

hen party

1. A girl's night out, especially one laid on for the bride getting married the next day.

Cf: stag

Susan went straight from the hen party to the church to get married.

by Kerb December 1, 2004

webaholic

Person addicted to internet use.

David had become a webaholic and as a result his studies is falling behind.

by Kerb November 28, 2004