Kerb's definitions

bird legs

Noun: Legs, usu. female, that are so thin that they resemble legs on birds.

My girlfriend is skinny and has bird legs.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

jesus freak

1. A hippy who have converted to fundamentalist christianity.

2. A square christian who adopt hippy trappings such as 1960's and 1970's clothing, long hair, and says "Jesus is groovy".

A most uncool subculture.

Kevin entered a tent show while on acid and came became out a Jesus freak.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

Murphy's Law

The secret of the universe: The Universe is intrinsically dystopic.

During a workshop on "Murphy's Law", the shit hit the fan.

by Kerb November 29, 2004

gerontophile

A person who sexually attracted to an old person.

Not to be confused with pedophile

Gary get turned on by naked woman over the age of 80, so he must be a gerontophile.

by Kerb November 30, 2004

Rugby

A sport where two teams of 15 men wrestle on the grass with an oval ball.
Players are usually big, 16 stones, and does not feel pain or cold.

Small skinny players tend to last only 5 minutes.

Robin played rugby yesterday and broke his teeth.

by Kerb November 27, 2004

boxing

A sport played by two men or women, in a series of rounds lasting two minutes, where the boxers hit their opponents face or chest, until the opponent is knocked unconscious for 10 seconds.

This is the only sport requiring a win from knocking another unconconscious. It is also a dangerous sport, with a good chance of retiring early with a permanently damaged brain.

Matilda is leading a campaign to have Boxing banned and made illegal.

by Kerb November 27, 2004

aol

1. ISP for people with learning difficulties.

2. Manufacturer of free table coasters.

The village idiot soon got the hang of AOL.

by Kerb November 30, 2004