Kerb's definitions

world wide web

Part of the Internet that is accessible to the general public by subscribing to Internet Service Providers (ISP).

Abbreviated to www.

My mother use AOL to access the World Wide Web.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

uncool

To try to be cool, and fail and be an embarrassment to people nearby, or end up looking like a right pillock.

I saw this Secretary of State, whazzizname, try to entertain some foreign generals by rapping, it was on telly, and he was uncool.

by Kerb November 27, 2004

moonwalk

Verb, a disco dance where one walks sliding backwards, but appear to be going forwards.

Michael is a good moonwalker.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

Murphy's Law

The secret of the universe: The Universe is intrinsically dystopic.

During a workshop on "Murphy's Law", the shit hit the fan.

by Kerb November 29, 2004

jesus freak

1. A hippy who have converted to fundamentalist christianity.

2. A square christian who adopt hippy trappings such as 1960's and 1970's clothing, long hair, and says "Jesus is groovy".

A most uncool subculture.

Kevin entered a tent show while on acid and came became out a Jesus freak.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

puppy love

1. Mega slushy song by Donny Osmond in 1973.

2. Any slushy love usu. from a girl towards a young boy, little dog, Jesus, teacher, vicar, or scout master.

1. Puppy Love made number 1 in the charts.

2. She felt great wave of puppy love towards her Maths teacher.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

puter

What surfers with learning difficulties call their computer.

My puter is very clever.

by Kerb November 30, 2004