Kerb's definitions

drum rap

Verb: To makes drumming noises into the microphone, during a rap

Usually perceived as uncool.

I thought Desmond was making a funny noises on the stage, until someone told me he was drum rapping.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

jesus freak

1. A hippy who have converted to fundamentalist christianity.

2. A square christian who adopt hippy trappings such as 1960's and 1970's clothing, long hair, and says "Jesus is groovy".

A most uncool subculture.

Kevin entered a tent show while on acid and came became out a Jesus freak.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

Murphy's Law

The secret of the universe: The Universe is intrinsically dystopic.

During a workshop on "Murphy's Law", the shit hit the fan.

by Kerb November 29, 2004

tramp

1. A homeless person who travels and does not work, and pisses in his or her clothes, and grows a beard.

2. Osama Bin Laden.

There's a new tramp in town, and he looks like Bin Laden.

by Kerb November 27, 2004

Intelligence

The ability to get high score on IQ tests.

Albert got an IQ of 150 and is therefore very intelligent.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

Colin Powell

1. An uncool rapper, as to a gathering of foreign generals (who tried their best not to appear embarrassed).

2. President Bush's ex-house nigger, soon to be replaced by Condoleeza Rice, the White House's black mama.

Colin Powell is now learning to skateboard.

by Kerb December 1, 2004

fool's errand

A special errand given to new employees.

The new lab technician was sent ten floors to the basement store to get a bucketful of benzene rings.
Storeman: What kind would you like? Ortho, Meta, Para?
Technician: Er, dunno.
Storeman: You need to go back upstairs and ask your boss...

by Kerb November 29, 2004