7 definitions by KentuckyFriedDickin
someone who works at mcdonald's and they are really annoying and get angry at you for no reason. Everyone has met this kind of person at least once in their life.
Samuel Suicidal: "Hey, did you see that asshole who told us to hurry up ordering after 5 seconds?"
Danny Diabetes: "Yeah. What a big mcdick!"
Danny Diabetes: "Yeah. What a big mcdick!"
by KentuckyFriedDickin November 28, 2018
(Ted sees Ed's room is a complete shitstorm of messiness)
Ted: "Ed, have you been Jerkin' the Gherkin?"
Ted: "Ed, have you been Jerkin' the Gherkin?"
by KentuckyFriedDickin November 15, 2018
a website that's a goddamn heaven for kids cause only like 5% of the games actually have math and the teachers be thinking he's doing education like a good little child
Mr. Marijuana: "Timmy, are you playing video games while you're supposed to be doing math?"
Timmy: "It's okay, Mr. Marijuana, I'm just doing Coolmathgames!"
Mr. Marijuana: "Okey Dokey Carry on then."
Timmy: "It's okay, Mr. Marijuana, I'm just doing Coolmathgames!"
Mr. Marijuana: "Okey Dokey Carry on then."
by KentuckyFriedDickin November 28, 2018
songs from the 70's that your dad is likely to turn all the way up and yell the lyrics that you can't hear because the guitars are like 100 decibels.
(at a party, peter the pimp proceeds to play led zeppelin songs)
curtis cock: "God! Stop playing those dad songs!"
curtis cock: "God! Stop playing those dad songs!"
by KentuckyFriedDickin November 28, 2018
Rick Mcdick: "Your mom is so stupid, she thought KFC was UFC for chickens!"
Andy Alcoholic: "you flurper!"
Andy Alcoholic: "you flurper!"
by KentuckyFriedDickin November 28, 2018
A 9 year old is a wild beast. they can usually be found:
*Infesting Fortnite, trying to get a close-range kill with a sniper rifle.
*On Youtube, making a 5 subscribers special.
*Playing Minecraft, screaming ear-piercingly loud about how they found diamonds.
*Hiding in Roblox, waiting for someone to come out of the museum in jailbreak.
*Dabbing. this is actually the most common activity of the wily 9 year old.
*Trying to make friends on Animal jam, unaware that the game would be dead if national geographic didn't sponsor it.
*Infesting Fortnite, trying to get a close-range kill with a sniper rifle.
*On Youtube, making a 5 subscribers special.
*Playing Minecraft, screaming ear-piercingly loud about how they found diamonds.
*Hiding in Roblox, waiting for someone to come out of the museum in jailbreak.
*Dabbing. this is actually the most common activity of the wily 9 year old.
*Trying to make friends on Animal jam, unaware that the game would be dead if national geographic didn't sponsor it.
9 year old: hey, want to friend me in fortnite?
Average fortnite player (40 years old): Um... No.
9 year old: Then I'm gonna report you!
Average fortnite player (40 years old): Um... No.
9 year old: Then I'm gonna report you!
by KentuckyFriedDickin November 29, 2018
(Amy asshole is about to hit nice kid kevin)
(Amy starts backing up.)
Kevin: "You asshole! what a sneaky fake hit!
(Amy starts backing up.)
Kevin: "You asshole! what a sneaky fake hit!
by KentuckyFriedDickin November 29, 2018