5 definitions by Kelseyleeg

Biz

A really hard boner that results from getting hugs from grandmas. Sometimes can be fatal.

This old lady came up to me in the mall and I totally got a Biz! It was so intense!

by Kelseyleeg February 25, 2009

Another term for "butt sex," or taking a hard one up the rear. A pleasurable experience for both male companions. And...ROUGH.

Last night, I was having a givy with this man and my ass couldn't handle his huge cock.

by Kelseyleeg February 25, 2009

another name for a tiny penis. a man without an abnormally small dick. an embarrassingly, sometimes microscopic cock.

Girl: My boyfriend has a hewgley and it's such a turn off!

by Kelseyleeg February 26, 2009

HOLY SHIT! I have this huge Pendergrass down there! it itches.... Maybe I should get some ointment for this...

by Kelseyleeg February 25, 2009

the most delicious female on the planet Earth. whom i want to rub cocoa butter all over. she is sexy. and im a girl so thats really saying something.

I tapped Elaine Hale last night boooo yaaaa.

by Kelseyleeg February 12, 2009