3 definitions by KatDraws

Philza

The oldest man in the universe, even older than the numbers of pie.

-googles oldest man on earth- bro1-YOOOO BRO CHECK THIS OUTTTT-

bro2-WHAT BRO,WOW-

bro1-SHEEEESSSHHH HE NAMED -AHEM-Phillip Watson-BUT NAMED Philza ONLINE AND HES OLDER THAN PIE AND IM TALKING ABOUT THE NUMBERS-

bro2-I detestation mathematics-

bro1-what?OH BUT ANYWAYS HE PLAYS MINECRAFT TOOO-

bro2-NAWW BRUH HE THE CEO OF OLD AND MINECRAFT-

bro1-HES LIVE ON THIS THING CALLED TWITCH-

bro2-OOOOOO LETS SIGN UP-wait...-

bro1-wait what?

bro2-were 12 years old, we need to be 13 to make a account-

bro1-sadge cus no Philza

by KatDraws May 24, 2022

Me

you, me, and that guy in your closet-

Bro1 and Bro2 were hanging in Bro2's room

Bro1 “want to know something about me? “

Bro2 “No- “

Bro1 “Me and Bro69420 were-what the fuc-bro theirs a man outside your window “

Bro2 “ I live on the 8th floor... “

Bro1 and bro2 “.....凸 ( ͡• ͜ʖ ͡•)凸 go away vish

by KatDraws May 24, 2022

Chad Chad

(Not really)

p1:i like chad chad

p2: ikr

by KatDraws August 16, 2022