Kat'O9's definitions

boozepa

The designated alcohol wrangler on an outing; One who is in charge of the libations and carries them to remote party destinations. Booze+Sherpa.

Kathy was the ultimate Boozepa in high school -- did you smell the booze leaking out of her duffel bag on the way to the student exchange weekend that one time? Holy crap the whole bus stank like Long Island Iced Tea in there, sloshing around as we went up and down the hills. (Sighs) We lost a couple of good handles that day.

by Kat'O9 January 15, 2024

Fatal tomatoes

Catch-all term for any life threatening edible projectile be it a pineapple or a tomatoe (sic) - tip of the hat to Dan Quayle.

Used by candidates that are in reality hopeless snowflakes in an attempt to shield their lack of actual masculinity.

"We were worried about all sorts of fruitjectiles like pineapples and fatal tomatoes" said Donnie. "We were on Fruit-con level 5 after our intelligence reported several suspect bushels of produce near the exits. We had to -- and no -- it's dangerous -- but we had the security their and Keith does not tolerate that sort of stuff. He's great - so good - busting up tennis matches like no one has ever seen before"

by Kat'O9 April 30, 2022

Methtronome

An individual that can't stop fidgeting while either actively using or suffering from not using methamphetamine. A vibrating tweaker.

Never seen such a methtronome man did you see that guys leg? It was like quadruple time in that chair at back of the meeting from that 24 hour chipper man.

by Kat'O9 September 14, 2025

hennicapped

The lack of limb control that ensues after imbibing an excess of Hennessy.

Jessica was so hennicapped after Nana and Grandpa's anniversary party she totally face planted.

by Kat'O9 June 19, 2022

Briscard

What’s thrown away from the leftover skin after a circumcision.

The briscards were piling up in the trash after a full day of circumcisions.

by Kat'O9 January 17, 2020

stealthaholic

A grown-ass person who hides their drinking habits from their parents.

"When I go to Mom's for the holidays I have to be such a stealthaholic"

by Kat'O9 November 3, 2021

Cuntact

When your path crosses with that bitch in the office despite your best avoidance tactics.

"Even though I ducked into the storeroom I still had cuntact with you you-know-who."

"No way that was the third cuntact with Julia this week!"

by Kat'O9 April 28, 2022