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Meth Chi

The drug induced involuntary meditative practice related to the eastern movement of Tai Chi now globally pervasive wherever methamphetamine is consumed. Linked to the mindful inhalation of burning drugs, Meth Chi is responsible for all sorts of antics to the delight of neighbors and travelers alike in Tempe Arizona.
Did you see The Screamer's Meth Chi this afternoon? Very lyrical - she was all, paint-the-fence, paint-the-fence, Daniel-San and then she was like just dash away dash away dash away all.
by Kat'O9 August 19, 2025
mugGet the Meth Chimug.

botversation

A back and forth with an automated response algorithm either over text or through a chat window to customer support.
Wow that deranged GOP bot sure is consistent! It's sure fun to troll the orange mutant and his kids through the text bot. It picks up basic profanity but you can get really creative and have some fun with the botversation !

Man I thought I had a person on the chat bubble. It took me ten messages to realize it was actually a botversation.
by Kat'O9 April 4, 2022
mugGet the botversationmug.

recuntlican

The de facto political label of any woman that voted for trump.
Oh! Can you believe it? Barbara --she's a total recuntlican -- she voted for trump three times!
by Kat'O9 February 15, 2025
mugGet the recuntlicanmug.

Smith Slap

When a comedian disses your wife at the awards show and you assault them with a Rock Knock on live TV.
"Chris earned a Smith Slap when he made fun of Jada. Man imma watch the Oscars every year now!"
by Kat'O9 March 28, 2022
mugGet the Smith Slapmug.

fentanyl years

An accurate age assessment of a drug user. Much like dog years, the aging process is accelerated in the blue pill smoking crowd following an approximate 3-1 ratio.
Mike's been chasing the dragon for so long now -- he's 31 but he's really like 90 in fentanyl years.
by Kat'O9 January 19, 2025
mugGet the fentanyl yearsmug.

Cuck Cuck Go

Can't find your favorite humiliation video? Want to see a very very specific foot hair fetish compilation? Use Cuck Cuck Go!
by Kat'O9 July 19, 2025
mugGet the Cuck Cuck Gomug.

sexcort

A paid companion that will, with the proper inducements i.e. material compensation, perform acts of sexual pleasure, or perversion depending on the agreed upon dollar amount. As a rule certain pay-platforms like Venmo are used for the transfer of funds, sometimes through a straw purchaser.
After the coke orgy, Joel Venmoed Megan $500 for "ass" after getting that exact amount from Matt exactly 30 minutes before. She is the consummate sexcort.
by Kat'O9 April 23, 2022
mugGet the sexcortmug.

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