4 definitions by KISE1

US CONSTITUTION

Slang for toilet paper

President, Judge, Congressman or Senator: Hey, I have to take a dump. Is there any US Constitution left, so I can wipe my ass when I'm done?

by KISE1 November 18, 2007

purps

Good purple weed with a grapey, fruity pebblish taste i.e GrandDaddyPurple, Purple Urkle, Purple Kush or Mendo Purps. Popular in NorCal, highly sought after everywhere else.

I got that purps! It's time for some tasty taste!

by KISE1 November 18, 2007

Kitchen Terrorist

Someone who just can't get food to come out right

Wife: this rice is a little crunchy, but it should taste alright.
Husband: Damn! You're a kitchen terrorist, you just commited a jihad on my food.

by KISE1 November 16, 2007

sixteens

In hip hop, it refers to a 16 bar verse, which is the average size verse in a rap song. "Bar" is a musical term, sometimes called a "measure", indicating a section with a defined amount of beats in it.

Yo dawg! I'm finna drop these sixteens right about now, get that mic ready!

by KISE1 November 18, 2007