17 definitions by Jotaku

1.the one thing that is easy to manipulate, but hard as fuck to get rid of.
2.the one thing in the world that is the best and worst at the same time.
3.the one thing that reminds me how big my ass is.=(, wait, =)
Boys, can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em!
by Jotaku December 22, 2004
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A LOOOOOOOOONG DICK that is used to scare off girls, mainly virgins
VIRGIN GIRL:"That guy has a shlong, RUN!"
by Jotaku December 22, 2004
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1.a funny way to say bitch, and it should be taken lightly
2.a way to call a female a bitch and not get smacked.
Mrs.Teacher you gave me an A-, you are such a bewatchie!(constant laughter)

Come here, come here. Good girl.......that's my bewatchie.
by Jotaku December 22, 2004
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