Jotaku's definitions

death

1.A permanent, endless fucking vacation.
2.A get-away-from-it all, also a-never-come-back, unless by a higher power.
3.THE END......THANK GOD!!!!!!!!!!

"I can't go to school to day, we're going on vacation......to heaven, or hell.
"I need to get away....were is my gun?"
"If you ever need to get away, you know who to call."
"It's the vacation of a lifetime, also the end of it."

by Jotaku December 20, 2004

boy

1.the one thing that is easy to manipulate, but hard as fuck to get rid of.
2.the one thing in the world that is the best and worst at the same time.
3.the one thing that reminds me how big my ass is.=(, wait, =)

Boys, can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em!

by Jotaku December 22, 2004

fuck box

A annoying person who fucks with you, but you still like them.

Keshia:Hey, do you have some gum?
Me:No, now go away you fuck box!

by Jotaku February 13, 2005

kickass

1.cool,awsome,tubeular,even great
2.stupid word to describe something tight,clean,badass,or throwed, which are also stupid words.

Poser:"Good Charlotte are so kickass! They rox my sox!"
Some1 with a brain:"Shut the hell up before I kick YOUR ass!"

Poser:"Hot Topic is SOOOOOOOO kickass."

Some1 with a brain:"Yeah, about six years ago."

Nuff said.

by Jotaku December 20, 2004

little pink button

1.A cute saying for clitoris.
2.A word that could be used with inuendo.

It's hard to find, but when you do, push it and it's BLAST OFF BABY!^_^ guys PLEASE take note.

by Jotaku December 21, 2004

bewatchie

1.a funny way to say bitch, and it should be taken lightly
2.a way to call a female a bitch and not get smacked.

Mrs.Teacher you gave me an A-, you are such a bewatchie!(constant laughter)

Come here, come here. Good girl.......that's my bewatchie.

by Jotaku December 22, 2004

slipknot

1.knot made so that it will slip along the rope or line around which it is tied. 2.knot made so that it can b undone easily by pulling on either of the free ends. This is the real definition of the word slipknot, not the band that all the kids who think they are goth listen to.

"Goth" Kid:Slipknot isn't a real word, it's the hardcorest fucking band alive
Me:It is a real word; go look it up in Webster, you fucking dick suck.

by Jotaku December 20, 2004