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shlong

A LOOOOOOOOONG DICK that is used to scare off girls, mainly virgins

VIRGIN GIRL:"That guy has a shlong, RUN!"

by Jotaku December 21, 2004

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A anime series airing in America in 1993 or 1994. It appeals to young girls, and is about girls that magical transform into sailor scouts, or sailor senshi, and fight evil with powers that they posess from thier mother planet. It'll take me forever to explain, so fuck it. God I love this anime.

I love Sailor Moon, I guess that makes me a Sailor Moon otaku.

by Jotaku December 22, 2004

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death

1.A permanent, endless fucking vacation.
2.A get-away-from-it all, also a-never-come-back, unless by a higher power.
3.THE END......THANK GOD!!!!!!!!!!

"I can't go to school to day, we're going on vacation......to heaven, or hell.
"I need to get away....were is my gun?"
"If you ever need to get away, you know who to call."
"It's the vacation of a lifetime, also the end of it."

by Jotaku December 20, 2004

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boy

1.the one thing that is easy to manipulate, but hard as fuck to get rid of.
2.the one thing in the world that is the best and worst at the same time.
3.the one thing that reminds me how big my ass is.=(, wait, =)

Boys, can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em!

by Jotaku December 22, 2004

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kickass

1.cool,awsome,tubeular,even great
2.stupid word to describe something tight,clean,badass,or throwed, which are also stupid words.

Poser:"Good Charlotte are so kickass! They rox my sox!"
Some1 with a brain:"Shut the hell up before I kick YOUR ass!"

Poser:"Hot Topic is SOOOOOOOO kickass."

Some1 with a brain:"Yeah, about six years ago."

Nuff said.

by Jotaku December 20, 2004

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