Jotaku's definitions

man batter

1.the batter, or nut that comes out of a guy.
2.That shit that you should not swallow
no matter how good they say it taste.
3.white, creamy substance that burns when it gets into your eye....nut to be exact.

BOY:"Lets cook with my man batter!"
GIRL:"I don't think that is safe."
BOY:"BANG,BOOM,CLASH......AND SPLASH!!"
GIRL:Man batter is in my eye......and it FUCKIN' BURNS!!!"

by Jotaku December 21, 2004

retaa

Sounds like retarded, but not quite. It is to be said as you would say the name Reta, but to say the a for a bit longer. It is a person who is almost retarded, but no quite up to par. They don't have enough retardation to be called a retard, so that makes them retaa.

Retaas aren't quite retarded, but goddamn it they sure as hell come close.

by Jotaku December 22, 2004

Ku Klux Klan

a bunch of dumb assholes who have nothing better to do

SOMEONE:"If the Ku Klux Klan is suppose to be the "master race", why the fuck do they keep spelling clan wrong?"
KKK butt fuck:"It's spelled that way because I am a dick-in-the booty dumb ass.........HANG ALL NIGGERS!!!!!"

by Jotaku December 20, 2004

Sailor Moon

A anime series airing in America in 1993 or 1994. It appeals to young girls, and is about girls that magical transform into sailor scouts, or sailor senshi, and fight evil with powers that they posess from thier mother planet. It'll take me forever to explain, so fuck it. God I love this anime.

I love Sailor Moon, I guess that makes me a Sailor Moon otaku.

by Jotaku December 22, 2004

little pink button

1.A cute saying for clitoris.
2.A word that could be used with inuendo.

It's hard to find, but when you do, push it and it's BLAST OFF BABY!^_^ guys PLEASE take note.

by Jotaku December 21, 2004

fuck box

A annoying person who fucks with you, but you still like them.

Keshia:Hey, do you have some gum?
Me:No, now go away you fuck box!

by Jotaku February 13, 2005

kickass

1.cool,awsome,tubeular,even great
2.stupid word to describe something tight,clean,badass,or throwed, which are also stupid words.

Poser:"Good Charlotte are so kickass! They rox my sox!"
Some1 with a brain:"Shut the hell up before I kick YOUR ass!"

Poser:"Hot Topic is SOOOOOOOO kickass."

Some1 with a brain:"Yeah, about six years ago."

Nuff said.

by Jotaku December 20, 2004