5 definitions by Joshy_Josh_and_the_Funky_Bunch

aplatonic

Having no intimate feelings for others, especially those one has sexual relations with. Many would describe being aplatonic as stupid and often cruel. Aplatonic people typically lack a common moral compass and truly believe it to be a sexual orientation. Anyone they have sex with is purely for their own personal pleasure.

SCENARIO 1
Person 1: "Do you wanna hang out sometime?"
Person 2: "Sorry, I'm aplatonic."

SCENARIO 2
Person 1: "How come you never called me after that night?"
Person 2: "I'm aplatonic; you should know I don't have feelings for anyone."

by Joshy_Josh_and_the_Funky_Bunch June 24, 2016

tugfeeding

A sexual act of foreplay in which the man lays face-up on the woman's lap, and the woman then cradles him not unlike an infant and begins to breastfeed him while simultaneously masturbating him.

"My gf gave me an amazing tugfeeding last night."

by Joshy_Josh_and_the_Funky_Bunch June 9, 2016

tugfeeding

A type of heterosexual foreplay involving the woman breastfeeding the man while simultaneously giving him a handjob, usually done with the man lying in her lap like an infant.

"My girl gives the best tugfeedings."

by Joshy_Josh_and_the_Funky_Bunch March 29, 2016

tugfeed

A sexual act between a man and a woman in which the woman breastfeeds the man while also giving him a handjob. This is typically done with the man lying in the woman's lap, like an infant; and is considered a type of foreplay.

My gf tugfeeds me from time to time. It's a bit demeaning, but I'm not complaining.

by Joshy_Josh_and_the_Funky_Bunch March 29, 2016

Shrew

A woman who is a bitch.

1. My English teacher is such a shrew.

2. William Shakespeare wrote "The Taming of the Shrew."

by Joshy_Josh_and_the_Funky_Bunch March 20, 2016