1 definition by JoshHaymanIcan'twaittoreadmypoemstothebradybunch

An ass who almost constantly lies in the face of those around them, generally to try to attract attention or gain friends. When confronted with a Whiney Cunt, extreme measures of distancing yourself from them is necesary, due to overwhelming stench of unwashed ass and hair.
Cool Guy "Geeze Kath, what's with the whiney cunt you introduced me to? He lies like a Mo-fo!"

Kath "I know, and did you smell that ass? Christ could melt steel with those fumes. D:"

Cool Guy *Nods and melts*

Kath "OH MAN, YOU'RE A ROBOT!"
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