Jordon's definitions

Neils Bohr

One of the most instrumental atomic theorists, Neils Bohr was the first to acknowledge that electrons orbit the nucleus instead of the commonly accepted "plum pudding" atom model. Made the first 3D model of an atom, but was completely wrong about almost everything associated with atoms.

"Crap I hate Chemistry"

by Jordon December 11, 2003

Newton

1. A metric unit of Force, formally written as (kilograms)(meters)/(seconds)

2. A 17th century scientist who pioneered Physics and Calculus.

3. A cookie that is, in reality, "fruit and cake"

1. " I must have applied at least 4*10^4 Newtons to that turd before it came out!"

2. "Isaac Newton is a big moron, Calculus is hard."

3. "Give me one of those figgy Newtons..... or is that figgy pudding?"

by Jordon December 10, 2003

Viggo

Evil painting man who came to life to envelope the world into another dimension. Bill Murray kicked his butt.

"It's Viggo!"

by Jordon December 11, 2003

Phange

Crazy, oftentimes nonsensical user of GameFAQs known for over 50 submitted reviews and constant notifications.
Currently found on the message board Life, the Universe, and Everything

1. A person who is without sense.

2. A Virus for the Palm OS, the first known virus for Palm.

"That guy is a real phange, I wish he'd start talking about grown-up things"
"Crap, I got Phange on my Palm 180"

by Jordon December 10, 2003

Yoo-Hoo

Delicious chocolate drink of which brings pleasure to all who drink it.

I sure love to drink yoo-hoo!

by Jordon February 5, 2004

Lavosier

19th Century French noble-turned-scientist who discovered many of today's Ideal Gas laws. Antoine Lavosier discovered that gas has additive pressure qualities, and that temperature, pressure, and volume were mathematically related. Was executed for being a noble in the French Revolution.

"France messed up again!"

by Jordon December 11, 2003

Mendel

Known as the "Father of Genetics", Gregor Mendel performed a series of tests on pea plants. He noticed that two phenotypically identical plants would occasionally produce completely different offspring, and he deduced that genes could be "Dominant or Recessive" from generation to generation.

"Gregor is a weird name"

by Jordon December 11, 2003