Jono's definitions

back door bandit

someone who likes it up the ass

mty teacher Mr Douce is a back door bandit

by jono September 7, 2003

wiger

white niger

Justin Timberlake

by Jono April 26, 2003

fuckholio

Insult, meaning one is foolish; making poor choices.

Comes from the words fuck and hole, adding a little twist of Mexican, and Beavis and Butthead.

John, you are quite the fuckholio.

by Jono August 6, 2004

maugle

An abnormally small penis.

Tyler always went red with embarassment in the locker rooms with the other guys because of his maugle, which was proportionately bigger then his testicles.

by Jono December 20, 2004

bobber

Noun: A lump of green material extracted from one's nose. Known in the UK as a grolly.
Origins: Yiddish/Polish/Eastern European.
See also prunch.

I've picked a big bobber.

by Jono March 27, 2005

spack badge

another name for a disabled persons parking permit ie: spackbadge, owned by a spack, which permits them to park wherever the fuck they want, but the spack wud be betta off parking it on a cliff edge and gettin a push(if the owner is a retard)

derek:oy, uve left ur spackbadge in my car!!! fukin or8 this, park where i fukin want!
owner of spackbadge ie the spack:wen ur bak down my way, i want it bak!
derek:fuck off ya spack

by jono January 6, 2004

chupacabra

The La chupacabra is the most verousous goat sucker. He hunts his pray with devil eyes, and once has ahold of theme, sucks any trace of the goats blood..

This goat has no body fluids, the la chupacabra is near...

by Jono April 11, 2005