5 definitions by Jonathan Archer

Redefine

To improve drastically

Verizon has redefined its broadband service with the introduction of FIOS (Fiber Optic Online Servce).

by Jonathan Archer September 18, 2005

how are you

Oft used as a do-not-bother-replying greeting, "how are you" represents the impersonalization of modern society stretched to an extent never witnessed before. It is however still okay to use it as long as you genuinely care.

EXAMPLE 1
Person A: Hi, how are you?
Person B: How are you?
(Conversation over)

EXAMPLE 2
Person A: Hi, how are you?
Person B: Like you care.

by Jonathan Archer January 2, 2006

halfassitude

One who has half-ass attitude towards things, usually due to lack of interest.

I do not understand the halfassitude shown by my younger brother, especially when doing things not for himself.

by Jonathan Archer March 17, 2005

nordic

The race with the most attractive women, currently estimated to be fully extinct by the year 2200.

Race mixing is a sureshot way to eliminate the Nordics.

by Jonathan Archer January 12, 2005

Vulcan

In Roman mythology, the god of fire.
Greek equivalent: Hephaestus

Although these days the term Vulcan is most commonly used to refer to a (fictional) Star Trek race, it has its originations in Roman mythology.

by Jonathan Archer March 10, 2005