5 definitions by Jonah34
(Bar - bee). Unattractive man or woman who buzzes about the bar all night being generally annoying. Like any bee you try to swat it away. The Barbie might get a. Bit angry but knows that if it tries to sting you, it's the end for that twat.
Tim - hey Katherine, you're looking hot tonight
Katherine - (pushes up close to Tim) it's all for you
Barbie - hey guys (spills drink) whasssup. Hey this party is banging....
Tim - fuck off Barbie before I swat you
Barbie - ........
Katherine - get your coat Tim, you've pulled
Katherine - (pushes up close to Tim) it's all for you
Barbie - hey guys (spills drink) whasssup. Hey this party is banging....
Tim - fuck off Barbie before I swat you
Barbie - ........
Katherine - get your coat Tim, you've pulled
by Jonah34 May 28, 2014
Mary: see you've completed your foreign exchange
Nicola: yeah it was the best value move I've made
Both women cackle
Nicola: yeah it was the best value move I've made
Both women cackle
by Jonah34 March 29, 2013
Dave.. (Skypes girlfriend) hi baby....
Mum.. Dave is that you, my haven't you grown
Dave.. Shit shit shit, sorry mum, skypo (closes laptop)
Mum.. Dave is that you, my haven't you grown
Dave.. Shit shit shit, sorry mum, skypo (closes laptop)
by Jonah34 March 15, 2013
A collective name for a large group or body of people who love to watch, photograph, play with and generally enjoy being transvestites.
Not to be confused with fans of transformers though many are members of both groups.
Not to be confused with fans of transformers though many are members of both groups.
Megatron - Give me the cube boy...or girl?
Sam - no no no no no no bitch please. Do you think it’s easy getting around in these heels with a 24ft robot after you..? It’s not. And call me Samantha dammit
Transfandom - yeah you go girl
Sam - no no no no no no bitch please. Do you think it’s easy getting around in these heels with a 24ft robot after you..? It’s not. And call me Samantha dammit
Transfandom - yeah you go girl
by Jonah34 June 26, 2019
the environment or community concerned with the pursuit of talking smack, teaching smack and above all laying smack
Dwayne - You’ve just been accepted into the board of trustees. Who would have thought You would be a smackademic and join the smackademia.
Steve - Who needs a board. That board as as flat as your mrs. Take your board and surf it all the way to the unemployment line you square eyed freak!
Dwayne - Good work Steve. Good work
Steve - Who needs a board. That board as as flat as your mrs. Take your board and surf it all the way to the unemployment line you square eyed freak!
Dwayne - Good work Steve. Good work
by Jonah34 June 25, 2019