9 definitions by Johnny B

Fucked her to birth

Fucking a pregnant woman to the point of birth

I hit that shit so hard the I fucked her to birth. That baby came right out with a mushroom stamp on her head.

by Johnny B June 11, 2015

honey-monster

a term used to describe two people (usually female) where one is nice looking (the Honey) and the other is ugly (the monster)

Robin: Cor Batman, Look at them two!
Batman: Yes Robin, it's that damn honey-monster theory again!!!

by Johnny B March 14, 2004

side-by-side

Term for a double-barreled shotgun with the barrels placed side by side instead of on top of each other. Typical shotgun for hunting small game.

yo check out this side-by-side!

by Johnny B May 26, 2004

big ron

First done by the football (Soccer in the US) commentator "Big Ron" Atkinson (Hence the name), this is the strange phenomenon where a person can talk the biggest load of bullshit ever, yet it makes perfect sense under the circumstances

well done franco, you've just done a "big ron" again

by Johnny B March 14, 2004

Panning

To relax for a long time or to be lazy/tried for a for a certain periodic time.

Often used to described a feeling of being extremely tried.

Can be used to describe boredom as panning is associated whit a lack of Activity.

A word that was created and popularized by the pan society of Ireland. (D.B ,C.M ,D.l J.C)

I went out last night and I got smashed. I spent the whole morning after panning.

I am Absolutely panned.

Stop panning!
Get your pan off my pan !

by Johnny B November 1, 2018

dingle-berry

a piece of shit that hangs on one of your ass hairs and wont fall off.

Damn dingle-berry is still there and i wiped twenty times!

by Johnny B September 10, 2003

Hot Celtic League Action

1. Extremely exciting Celtic League matches involving rugby teams from Wales, Scotland and Ireland

2. to have sex

1. "Welcome to Scrum V, we have some Hot Celtic League Action for you tonight, Dragons v Ulster" - Eddie Butler

2. "I had some Hot Celtic League Action last night" - Mick, after shagging a random lady from leeds

by Johnny B March 18, 2004