1 definition by JohnLannon
Pew (1) - A bench for sitting, especially during religious proceedings
Pew (2) - An exclamation of moderate smelliness
Pew (3) - The sound a laser gun makes
Pew (2) - An exclamation of moderate smelliness
Pew (3) - The sound a laser gun makes
(1) Sit in your pew and pay attention!
(2) Pew! someone farted!
(3) it was like, pew pew, and they were dead.
(2) Pew! someone farted!
(3) it was like, pew pew, and they were dead.
by JohnLannon November 15, 2008