Joel67's definitions

Fucktacular

A totally sarcastic way of saying, "That's spectacular!"

A bird just pooped on my head and my jacket... Well this is simply fucktacular.

by Joel67 December 28, 2005

Twitter balance

Maintaining a Twitter balance: having more followers than people you are following.

Uhhh I would follow you, but that would throw off my Twitter balance.

by Joel67 December 3, 2010

penis cleavage

The oblique/lower abdominal muscles that guys have near their hips. Also known as d'angelo muscles.

"When the male model pulled his jeans lower, everyone could see his penis cleavage."

by Joel67 January 28, 2008

Bodybreak

the best damn television commercial-ish series in the world.

Joanne McLeod and Hal Johnson always told me, "Stay fit and have fun!"

...BODYBREAK!!!

by Joel67 May 27, 2007

charred eyebrows

What happens when someone gets extremely mad at you, thus implying the angry person got so mad he/she breathed fire in your face, charring your eyebrows.

Dude 1: "Man! John's girlfriend got so mad at him for cheating on her last night - she's screaming at him as we speak."

Dude 2: "Yeah, he's totally gonna have charred eyebrows."

by Joel67 October 27, 2007

googel

What stupid people type when attempting to reach the popular Search engine, Google.

"Oh man, I totally just hit a craptacular virus site, I typed in googel instead of google. Shat."

by Joel67 April 9, 2006

mother effer

What wholesome people say to avoid swearing.

Grandmother: Oh, mother effer, I just burned my hands on this apple pie!

Granddaughter: Mother who?

Grandmother: Ahhh... Mrs. Effer... yes, she lives down the street. (Runs away.)

by Joel67 May 8, 2007