Joel67's definitions

carpe dude'm

Seizing the opportunity to date a guy as soon as he becomes available.

Mindy: "I heard John finally broke up with Ashley! I'm going to get on that right away... Carpe dude'm!"

Candace: Ah, yes. That's latin for "slut," right?

by joel67 January 25, 2011

Twitter balance

Maintaining a Twitter balance: having more followers than people you are following.

Uhhh I would follow you, but that would throw off my Twitter balance.

by Joel67 December 3, 2010

foodie porn

Foodie porn is comparable to the concept of "regular" porn, in which the viewer pleasures themselves while viewing sexual content.

Instead of pleasuring oneself, the viewer consumes food while watching attractive presentation of food being prepared/consumed on-screen.

Foodie 1: Oh, my God. Did you see Hell's Kitchen on the Food Network last night? I had a lightly braised halibut filet with dill sauce accompanied by some lovely asparagus and mixed greens.

Foodie 2: Oh, you know it baby. When they made that filet mignon, I just couldn't look away. Total foodie porn.

by Joel67 April 19, 2009

skleeping

When one sleeps in and misses a class. Combination of the words "skipping" and "sleeping."

"Where the hell's Joey? He's not skleeping again, is he?"

"Yes, I'm afraid so, he stayed up quite late last night."

by Joel67 April 8, 2006

googel

What stupid people type when attempting to reach the popular Search engine, Google.

"Oh man, I totally just hit a craptacular virus site, I typed in googel instead of google. Shat."

by Joel67 April 9, 2006

skleeping

A combination of the words "sleeping" and "skipping," meaning when someone sleeps in and therefore misses a class.

Drunk person 1: "Oh my God, I'm so drunk!"

Drunk person 2: "Yeah me too... I'm totally skleeping tomorrow's 8AM class."

by Joel67 April 14, 2006

thaiky

A combination of the words "Thai" and "tacky," meaning when decorations in a Thai restaurant or other Thai setting are absolutely hideous.

"Ewww... This restaurant is SO thaiky."

Pronounced (tie-kee).

by Joel67 April 14, 2006