Grandmother: Oh, mother effer, I just burned my hands on this apple pie!
Granddaughter: Mother who?
Grandmother: Ahhh... Mrs. Effer... yes, she lives down the street. (Runs away.)
Granddaughter: Mother who?
Grandmother: Ahhh... Mrs. Effer... yes, she lives down the street. (Runs away.)
by Joel67 May 08, 2007
Get the mother effermug. Extremely popular children's show of the 90's.
Very frightening, with excellent acting.
Beats the shit out of Goosebumps any day.
Very frightening, with excellent acting.
Beats the shit out of Goosebumps any day.
Boy 1: I accidentally soiled my pants last night after a petrifying episode of AYAOTD.
Boy 2: Man, me too.
Boy 2: Man, me too.
by Joel67 May 05, 2005
Get the AYAOTDmug. A character off a popular skit on SNL, (Saturday Night Live.) She is the ultimate one-upper, and always strokes her hair while telling you how much better she is than you.
Girl: "I just had a baby! I'm so happy."
Penelope: "Well I just had three babies and a cat... Yeah, they're all perfect and I'm ecstatic..."
Penelope: "Well I just had three babies and a cat... Yeah, they're all perfect and I'm ecstatic..."
by Joel67 January 03, 2008
Get the Penelopemug. What happens when someone gets extremely mad at you, thus implying the angry person got so mad he/she breathed fire in your face, charring your eyebrows.
Dude 1: "Man! John's girlfriend got so mad at him for cheating on her last night - she's screaming at him as we speak."
Dude 2: "Yeah, he's totally gonna have charred eyebrows."
Dude 2: "Yeah, he's totally gonna have charred eyebrows."
by Joel67 October 27, 2007
Get the charred eyebrowsmug. Foodie porn is comparable to the concept of "regular" porn, in which the viewer pleasures themselves while viewing sexual content.
Instead of pleasuring oneself, the viewer consumes food while watching attractive presentation of food being prepared/consumed on-screen.
Instead of pleasuring oneself, the viewer consumes food while watching attractive presentation of food being prepared/consumed on-screen.
Foodie 1: Oh, my God. Did you see Hell's Kitchen on the Food Network last night? I had a lightly braised halibut filet with dill sauce accompanied by some lovely asparagus and mixed greens.
Foodie 2: Oh, you know it baby. When they made that filet mignon, I just couldn't look away. Total foodie porn.
Foodie 2: Oh, you know it baby. When they made that filet mignon, I just couldn't look away. Total foodie porn.
by Joel67 April 19, 2009
Get the foodie pornmug. by Joel67 December 28, 2005
Get the Fucktacularmug. A rather plump or irrelevant tard, or tahd. Pronounced "loddy todd" in a HIGHLY sophisticated manner.
by Joel67 May 05, 2005
Get the lahdy tahdmug.