Jiub's definitions

fingers

Something on your hands that never seem to fing...

Oh wait, there they go.

by Jiub September 2, 2003

gwen stefani

A person that a lot of people hate, but not me!

Gwen Stefani is hot and I don't care what you think, so there.

by Jiub July 20, 2008

Gold

The $300,000 Mr. T wears around his neck every day.

Don't touch my gold, foo'(s)!

Watch my gold for me, foo'!

by Jiub May 24, 2003

SNAFU

Situation normal, all fucked up; Often used by the US armed forces.

cheif, we have a snafu!

by Jiub May 24, 2003

Homsar

Captain of the gravy train.
One who's lost his jengajam.

If you hate Homsar so much, why don't you kill him?

by Jiub December 13, 2003

jiba jaba

what you shouldn't do in front of Mr. T, or he'll throw you helluva far, foo'!

Stop that jiba jaba, foo'(s)!

by Jiub May 24, 2003

Excursion

Biggest, abddest, stupidest, biggest, dumbest thing that wastes space; only good for teaching kids to drive because your kids won't die, the other guy will; turns every car into a speed bump.

AAAAHHH! Here comes an excursion!

by Jiub May 24, 2003