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Definitions by Jeynox

wizards gift 

When someone sits too far back on the porcelain throne and leaves a small amount of shit on the back of the toilet seat, opposite of the witches kiss
"Someone has left a wizards gift in the toilet."
wizards gift by Jeynox April 13, 2018

Turdminator 

A prize winning stool that reaches from the pool of the porcelain throne, giving a thumbs up as it slips under the foamy water
Mom, check out this turdminator
Turdminator by Jeynox October 4, 2016