Jeynox's definitions

Turdminator

A prize winning stool that reaches from the pool of the porcelain throne, giving a thumbs up as it slips under the foamy water

Mom, check out this turdminator

by Jeynox October 4, 2016

wizards gift

When someone sits too far back on the porcelain throne and leaves a small amount of shit on the back of the toilet seat, opposite of the witches kiss

"Someone has left a wizards gift in the toilet."

by Jeynox April 13, 2018