3 definitions by JewDoc2

advanced adulting

Being so profoundly capable of adulting that you don't even think about it anymore.

"My mortgage is paid off by my credit card that is paid automatically every month and the points are transferred to the airline company for immediate upgrades when traveling for business without surcharges"
"Holy shit dude, you're advanced adulting already"

by JewDoc2 November 9, 2019

facebook and chill

Same as netflix and chill, but at the end the only pleasure is self-administered.

Ever since I got dumped I just Facebook and chill before going to sleep

by JewDoc2 March 30, 2016

elderlying

Elderlying (v): to carry out the duties or to act in a manner more consistent with those of highly advanced age (coughing randomly without covering your mouth, complaining about random pains to people in an elevator or to tell young people how better they have it).

"Dad can you please stop coughing loudly during the movie"
"Honey, can't you see that dad is elderlying"

by JewDoc2 November 9, 2019