8 definitions by JesusChristfootball

Sleep Is Her Cousin

The cousin of Death and the second cousin of the Bitch.

Death: hey where is my cousin Sleep?

Bitch: where is my second cousin Sleep?

Sleep Is Her Cousin: i'm right here!,

Death+Bitch: ohh cool

by JesusChristfootball October 12, 2011

It's funny because you are adopted

something that someone says when a adopted kid makes a lame ass joke like this:

Adopted Kid:your mom just had a baby and yo dad too!

COol Guy: it's funny because you are adopted

Adopted Kid:no it's not

Cool GUy: yes it is motherfucken adopted gedezez! *blasts adopted kids brains out*
Cool GUy: yo uare adopted!

Adopted Kid: lick my gina machine

Cool GUy: it's funny because you are adopted haha im gonna shoot you now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

by JesusChristfootball October 12, 2011

Green Day

Green Day is an American punk rock band formed in 1987. The band consists of lead vocalist and guitarist Billie Joe Armstrong, bassist and backing vocalist Mike Dirnt, and drummer Tre Cool. Cool replaced former drummer John Kiffmeyer in 1990, prior to the recording of the band's second studio album, Kerplunk, and has been a member of the band since.

Punk Rock Lover: Green Day was better in the early 90's
Man of his word: Green Day is awesome punk or not!

by JesusChristfootball September 20, 2011

Flag Football

a different version of football where you have colored flags and boundaries besides that, it is like regular football.

Tom Brady: i used to play Flag Football
Joe Montana: Yeah me too

by JesusChristfootball September 21, 2011

Ray William Johnson

a Popular Person who has a Show on YouTube called =3 it is known by everyone his sayings are: 2 Camels in a tiny car and Just Sayin.

Gary: Ray William Johnson is so Awesome!
John: his show =3 i just got done watching it is EPic!

by JesusChristfootball September 24, 2011

Slumber Party Zombie Attack

a movie in one ofthe spongebob squarepants episodes it shows stereotypical teenagers turning into zombies!

Stereotypical Teenager: i brought my destructive Friends!
SpongeBob Squarepants: i don't like this Slumber Party Zombie Attack Movie!
Mr Krabs: neither do i lets go to the Krusty Krab

by JesusChristfootball September 17, 2011

iCarly

a web show about a girl named Carly shay who becomes popular along with her friends SAM & Freddie and is known by everyone.

Surfer Dude: icarly is the new fad
Popular Girl: icarly is so like awesome

by JesusChristfootball September 19, 2011