6 definitions by Jesus the holy spirit

Ur mum

The person who shoved you outa her pussy so that you could live. Thanks mom.

Ur mum is gay

by Jesus the holy spirit May 15, 2019

Vroom

A less professional way of saying "Vroom Vroom bitch!". Don't say. Instead, say "vroom vroom bitch". Its more professional

"LOOK OUT FOR THAT KID"
"VROOM VROOM BITCH"

by Jesus the holy spirit May 15, 2019

Kitana

An amazing girl who was WAY out of my league, but is still dating me. Times may be tough, but she pushes on. Because no matter how many times she denies it, she's strong. I love you, kitana. I promise, I'll get us out of here

I love you, kitana

by Jesus the holy spirit July 10, 2019

FilthyFrank

God

FilthyFrank is god

by Jesus the holy spirit May 15, 2019

Pussy

The vagina that I wasn't eating while writing this ;)

"Lets get some pussy tonight"

by Jesus the holy spirit May 15, 2019

Pedosexual

A nonexistent "sexuality" that pedophiles are trying to use to justify molesting kids. New flash guys. Age is not a gender/sex. Pedophilia is a mental illness, where being lgbtqa+ isn't. Thank you, have a nice day.

Susie: mister, what's your sexuality?
Bob: I'm a pedosexual!
Susie: YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING PEDOPHILE! GET YOUR DICK OUT OF THAT BABIES MOUTH!

by Jesus the holy spirit May 15, 2019