Jenna's definitions

jawn

Proper noun, a name of an actual living person -- real birth name given in early 1970's. Jawn Gross from Pennsylvania, very cool musician and composer.

Jawn Gross wrote a new song -- sounds like Dove Award material to me.

by Jenna June 16, 2003

forgiveness

The ultimate test of love that drives a heart wild by lovingly surpassing all the wrong one has made and making it right.

I love you so much that my heart holds nothing for you but forgiveness.

by Jenna February 6, 2005

splerm

A mixture of semen and blood.

I splermed all over your face.

by Jenna April 18, 2005

Metaphelangie

Another word for a womens vagina

Ooo, nice metaphelangie Mrs. Johnson

by Jenna April 15, 2004

Jenna

so cool, has tons of friends, likes the wrong guys, loves to go shopping, smart

Jenna is sooo hot! She's a genius but she acts like a blonde to make life more fun! All the guys are in love with her and she has really high morals. She's occasionally attracted to the wrong guys...ex: PLAYERS AND ASSHOLES! But her heart is always in the right place. I love her!
i dont know why i like you so much...(actually i do, everyone loves Jenna)

by Jenna April 1, 2005

fate

the rationlization for when bad things happen to you (ie: being dumped, etc.)

jenna: he dumped me and i want him back
lori: if youre meant to be youll be together, just not now. if its fate then youll be together if not its not meant to be.
jenna: oh ok since fate exists everything is ok now.

by Jenna December 30, 2004

peechew

a chewy form of hardened urine. Or a block of deteriorating fecies.

I nibbled on a delicious peechew today!
Would you like to suckle some pee for a peechew?

by Jenna July 6, 2004