Jenna's definitions

splerm

A mixture of semen and blood.

I splermed all over your face.

by Jenna April 18, 2005

Metaphelangie

Another word for a womens vagina

Ooo, nice metaphelangie Mrs. Johnson

by Jenna April 15, 2004

Metaphelangical chord

Another word for a womens tampon

Eek, I put my Metaphelangical chord in the wrong way round.

by Jenna April 15, 2004

bah face

well, a bah face is something you just dislike

friend - i cant go to the show this saturday
you - BAH FACE!

by jenna December 2, 2004

Krzysztof

Hot polish stud who enjoy long walks on the beach and gold fish

Krzysztof enjoys females.

by Jenna December 5, 2003

wasterfest

getting fucked up...and it can be used as a noun and a verb, so it will fit ur life either way

tonight is such a wasterfest kind of night, or wasterfest...tonight only!, or this is going to be the best wasterfest ever!

by jenna September 25, 2004

Tim Hortons

Canada's version of Starbucks. Unfortunatly Canadain Tim Hortons investors purchased 38% of the Wendys Corparation (no Wendy's didn't purchase them, Tim Hortons owned a parent company Tims Donught Stores in the US who also had connections to Wendys. When TD Stores went under Tim Hortons CEO and investors made a deal with Wendys to keep the Tim brand in the United States, Investors purchased 38% of the Wendys Corp.) Starbucks would domonate Canada, but when Tim Hortons joined with Wendys they went on a store opening spree across Canada with all there surplus money( they did this around the same time Starbucks entered the Canadian market)

American visting Canadian relative: "hey wanna go to starbucks with me?"
Other Canadian: "eww Starbucks is American, Americans corparations suck! They are trying to take over Canada EHHHH? EH EH EH? EH!!!! I ONLY eat at Tim Hortons"
American visting Canadian relative: "excuse me? Starbucks rocks"

by Jenna May 21, 2006