Jenna's definitions

fate

the rationlization for when bad things happen to you (ie: being dumped, etc.)

jenna: he dumped me and i want him back
lori: if youre meant to be youll be together, just not now. if its fate then youll be together if not its not meant to be.
jenna: oh ok since fate exists everything is ok now.

by Jenna December 30, 2004

Poontang

Some hot loving, getting some good sex

I got some sweet poontag last night

by Jenna December 12, 2004

Smurfii

The all-powerful flutist Jennifer Luft.
Friends with the all-powerful frumpster

see Band Geek

by Jenna November 12, 2003

Monkey Man

Hairy Man

Dave Thorburn

by Jenna February 5, 2004

Krzysztof

Hot polish stud who enjoy long walks on the beach and gold fish

Krzysztof enjoys females.

by Jenna December 5, 2003

Tim Hortons

Canada's version of Starbucks. Unfortunatly Canadain Tim Hortons investors purchased 38% of the Wendys Corparation (no Wendy's didn't purchase them, Tim Hortons owned a parent company Tims Donught Stores in the US who also had connections to Wendys. When TD Stores went under Tim Hortons CEO and investors made a deal with Wendys to keep the Tim brand in the United States, Investors purchased 38% of the Wendys Corp.) Starbucks would domonate Canada, but when Tim Hortons joined with Wendys they went on a store opening spree across Canada with all there surplus money( they did this around the same time Starbucks entered the Canadian market)

American visting Canadian relative: "hey wanna go to starbucks with me?"
Other Canadian: "eww Starbucks is American, Americans corparations suck! They are trying to take over Canada EHHHH? EH EH EH? EH!!!! I ONLY eat at Tim Hortons"
American visting Canadian relative: "excuse me? Starbucks rocks"

by Jenna May 21, 2006

wasterfest

getting fucked up...and it can be used as a noun and a verb, so it will fit ur life either way

tonight is such a wasterfest kind of night, or wasterfest...tonight only!, or this is going to be the best wasterfest ever!

by jenna September 25, 2004