Jenna's definitions

fate

the rationlization for when bad things happen to you (ie: being dumped, etc.)

jenna: he dumped me and i want him back
lori: if youre meant to be youll be together, just not now. if its fate then youll be together if not its not meant to be.
jenna: oh ok since fate exists everything is ok now.

by Jenna December 30, 2004

mo'a fucka

the bun and jenna word for mother fucker

bay you bein a mo'a fuckaa on da real yo

by Jenna June 17, 2004

4chan

Beautiful place of fascinating pictures and witty conversation. Maybe.

4chan rules, but what happened to my beloved /g/?

by Jenna December 18, 2004

Slim Shadey

luv slim shadey. lots of talent. fine as hell. there is a lot of jealousey out there. hes the best.

fine as hell. more talent than i ve seen in a long time.

by jenna September 12, 2003

Smurfii

The all-powerful flutist Jennifer Luft.
Friends with the all-powerful frumpster

see Band Geek

by Jenna November 12, 2003

laroo

fat whore; UNDOUCHED CUNT

ugh! you look so laroo!

by jenna April 18, 2005

Tim Hortons

Canada's version of Starbucks. Unfortunatly Canadain Tim Hortons investors purchased 38% of the Wendys Corparation (no Wendy's didn't purchase them, Tim Hortons owned a parent company Tims Donught Stores in the US who also had connections to Wendys. When TD Stores went under Tim Hortons CEO and investors made a deal with Wendys to keep the Tim brand in the United States, Investors purchased 38% of the Wendys Corp.) Starbucks would domonate Canada, but when Tim Hortons joined with Wendys they went on a store opening spree across Canada with all there surplus money( they did this around the same time Starbucks entered the Canadian market)

American visting Canadian relative: "hey wanna go to starbucks with me?"
Other Canadian: "eww Starbucks is American, Americans corparations suck! They are trying to take over Canada EHHHH? EH EH EH? EH!!!! I ONLY eat at Tim Hortons"
American visting Canadian relative: "excuse me? Starbucks rocks"

by Jenna May 21, 2006