13 definitions by Jazzual
by Jazzual August 4, 2011
A variation of the traditional "Snakebite" shot, where one licks salt from their hand, takes a shot of tequila and chases with a lime slice.
The Idiot Snakebite is a snort of salt up the nostril, shot of tequila and a squeeze of lime juice in one's eye.
The Idiot Snakebite is a snort of salt up the nostril, shot of tequila and a squeeze of lime juice in one's eye.
by Jazzual October 21, 2013
by Jazzual January 23, 2013
Pubic hair shaved quickly before going out, leaving uneven patches behind, thus, giving the appearance one might find in a cancer patient whose hair is falling out.
by Jazzual June 15, 2011
Aunt Judy came up behind me when I wasn't looking and gave me a Heimlich hug. She nearly squeezed the life out of me.
by Jazzual May 14, 2015
An alcoholic beverage consisting of 1/2 Iced Tea and 1/2 Miller High Life. Add lemon, if desired.
Inspired by the popular Arnold Palmer drinks, hence the name.
Inspired by the popular Arnold Palmer drinks, hence the name.
Bro #1: "Drinkin' Arnold Palmer's all day is great, but by the end I'm craving something to get me AFU..."
Bro #2: "Dude, you've got beer and we can make iced tea - pour that shit together in one of those orange Gatorade jugs!"
Both bros, together: "Alcoholic Arnie's!"
bro hug
Bro #2: "Dude, you've got beer and we can make iced tea - pour that shit together in one of those orange Gatorade jugs!"
Both bros, together: "Alcoholic Arnie's!"
bro hug
by Jazzual July 29, 2011
A sexual act. When your partner puts both your penis and balls in their mouth. An all-inclusive blowjob. Officially called a "blowjunkin."
by Jazzual June 25, 2012