Jazzual's definitions

hillbilly handball

Wiffle ball without the bat. Usually played by poor kids in the street or kids who lost their bat, but still want to play.

Marcus brought over a ball, but no bat. We can still play hillbilly handball until it get dark though.

by Jazzual July 24, 2012

Coney Filet

A hot dog smothered in A-1 Steak Sauce. Basically for broke folks who can't afford to eat steak.

If I close my eyes, I can almost imagine I'm eating steak, instead of a coney filet.

by Jazzual August 4, 2011

dress sweats

A good pair of sweatpants. A pair that you might consider wearing in public.

I had to run to the gas station down the road, so I put on my dress sweats and headed out.

by Jazzual January 22, 2013

Heimlich hug

When someone comes up behind you and gives you a hug around the waist.

Aunt Judy came up behind me when I wasn't looking and gave me a Heimlich hug. She nearly squeezed the life out of me.

by Jazzual May 15, 2015

cancer bush

Pubic hair shaved quickly before going out, leaving uneven patches behind, thus, giving the appearance one might find in a cancer patient whose hair is falling out.

Dude, my pubs look like a chemo patient's! I'm never going to get laid with this cancer bush...

by Jazzual June 14, 2011

saucier

Popular in France and Cajun areas of Louisiana, it's a chef or cook who specializes in making sauces.

I come from New Orleans, so I was taught by my grandmother to be a saucier."

by Jazzual June 14, 2015

turtle wax

A term used to describe someone who waxes, or appears to wax, their pubic hair.

It's as smooth as a tortoise's shell down there - I just got me a turtle wax!

by Jazzual December 18, 2012