Jazzual's definitions

fuck eyes

The look you give someone when you want to have sex with them. Usually done from across the bar.

There was so many people in the bar last night, I was reduced to giving her my "fuck eyes" look from where I was standing.

by Jazzual March 24, 2013

Heimlich hug

When someone comes up behind you and gives you a hug around the waist.

Aunt Judy came up behind me when I wasn't looking and gave me a Heimlich hug. She nearly squeezed the life out of me.

by Jazzual May 15, 2015

saucier

Popular in France and Cajun areas of Louisiana, it's a chef or cook who specializes in making sauces.

I come from New Orleans, so I was taught by my grandmother to be a saucier."

by Jazzual June 14, 2015

dress sweats

A good pair of sweatpants. A pair that you might consider wearing in public.

I had to run to the gas station down the road, so I put on my dress sweats and headed out.

by Jazzual January 22, 2013

turtle wax

A term used to describe someone who waxes, or appears to wax, their pubic hair.

It's as smooth as a tortoise's shell down there - I just got me a turtle wax!

by Jazzual December 18, 2012

junkin

A sexual act. When your partner puts both your penis and balls in their mouth. An all-inclusive blowjob. Officially called a "blowjunkin."

My girl was so hot for me last night, she attempted to give me a junkin in the parking lot.

by Jazzual July 1, 2012

hillbilly handball

Wiffle ball without the bat. Usually played by poor kids in the street or kids who lost their bat, but still want to play.

Marcus brought over a ball, but no bat. We can still play hillbilly handball until it get dark though.

by Jazzual July 24, 2012