4 definitions by Jaytex

schmagma

an unsavory byproduct, usually produced by or on a part of the human body

I was preparing to go down, but was deterred by the schmagma I found.

by Jaytex March 12, 2003

harpoon

to frequent a night spot for the sole purpose of meeting and engaging obese prospects for sex.

We're going to The Ritz to harpoon a fresh catch. Wanna come?

by Jaytex March 12, 2003

loinfruit

a particularly attractive or tasty set of genitalia.

We hit the Motel 6 and I had loinfruit for breakfast.

by Jaytex March 12, 2003

lickalottapus

an old lesbian, esp. one with outdated MO; inferring a dinosaur-like status

I thought Sheryl was setting me up with a hottie, but I ended up spending the evening with some ol' lickalottapus.

by Jaytex March 12, 2003