7 definitions by JayEssBee85
She likes to play with her whoopie cushion and she calls her whoopie cushion a fart bag. My co-worker farts a lot, he's such a fart bag.
by JayEssBee85 December 20, 2013
Can you walk faster, the turtle can walk faster than you, the turtle just passed you. You drive too slow that the turtle can pass you.
by JayEssBee85 December 16, 2013
I was at the farmers house, the farmer was farting while sitting in his chair then he told me 'Oh My Chair Squeaked".
by JayEssBee85 December 15, 2013
That's when a chair makes a noise while getting ready to sit on the chair, leaning back on the chair or getting off of the chair. Some chairs such as the recliner squeaks, caused by the springs and reclining mechanism. Rocking chairs make the squeaking sound while the chair is rocking back and forth. Some chairs that are leather and vinyl, the squeaks that they make sounds very simular to the fart sound. Farting while sitting on the chair at the same is why the person blames it on the chair when someone farts while sitting on the chair and says, My Chair Squeaked. An excuss for farting while sitting on or in the chair.
I wish my chair would stop squeaking, its annoying. My friend farted while he was sitting on the chair at the same time and he says; Oh my chair squeaked.
by JayEssBee85 December 16, 2013
1. A special bag made to store and transport gas.
2. Someone who talks a lot or is full of hot air.
3. Someone who farts a lot.
2. Someone who talks a lot or is full of hot air.
3. Someone who farts a lot.
Industries use gas bags to ship and transport gas for easy handling. My co-worker must have a lot of energy to talk a lot. My friend is full of gas cause he farts a lot.
by JayEssBee85 December 19, 2013
1. Some peoples shoes squeak or make squeaking sounds while they are walking or running.
2. Someone farts while walking and blames it on their shoes squeaking.
2. Someone farts while walking and blames it on their shoes squeaking.
1. These new shoes I'd bought makes squeaking noises while I'm walking.
2. My girlfriend fartex while she was walking down the hall and blamed the fart sounds on her shoes and said "My shoes squeaked".
2. My girlfriend fartex while she was walking down the hall and blamed the fart sounds on her shoes and said "My shoes squeaked".
by JayEssBee85 April 28, 2018
1. Sometimes the certain spots or areas on the floor squeaks, by walking, stepping or standing.
2. Slang for farting while walking on hard floors while inside the house.
2. Slang for farting while walking on hard floors while inside the house.
1. My floor in the kitchen squeaks by the kitchen sink.
2. My girlfriend farted while she was walking down the hall at the same time and she said, The floor squeaked.
2. My girlfriend farted while she was walking down the hall at the same time and she said, The floor squeaked.
by JayEssBee85 December 19, 2013