2 definitions by Jaqs

When you sneeze and fart at the same time. Possibly the scariest thing you can do in public. Has the potential to be very painful.
"I just sneerted, now my ass is bleeding"
by Jaqs March 27, 2015
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Feeling a mixture of miserable, depressed and melancholy.
I don't know why I am feeling so gloopy today.
by Jaqs November 20, 2006
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