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John-Jerk

When someone is just being irrationally stubborn for no reason, but they are still adorably lovable.
John was being a John-jerk and insisting he was right (he wasn't), but I just love him too much to take the bait and fight, so I am happy to be the blame-eater.
by JaneGordon.com April 4, 2023
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ADUMBTION

Believe it or not, he made the adumbtion that if something was on Fox, OAN, or Info Wars that it could be trusted as fact...and we wonder why our country is so divided... :-(
by JaneGordon.com August 29, 2022
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Safe-Love-Bubble

When you're with your partner and no matter what happened in your life, you can finally relax because you're in the safe-love-bubble.
John and Jane have both had some terrifying experiences, but when they are together they can finally totally relax in their safe-love-bubble.
by JaneGordon.com March 19, 2023
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Horror-giggle

The tendency to continue laughing in the face of the destruction of democracy and life we know and love.
As we watch Trump destroy democracy, facts, the climate, education, etc, we should be cowering in fear or up in arms, instead we can't resist jokes and horror-giggles at his clownish antics, despite the real danger to all.
by JaneGordon.com June 6, 2017
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Re-opening Anxiety

The anxiety of post COVID-19 opening of everything without social distancing or sanitary precautions.
Also know as re-entry anxiety.
The thought of going back to our old filthy, pre-COVID-19 habits is giving me re-opening anxiety. Puleeeaaasseee let's at least not go back to the unsanitary, nasty habit of shaking hands!
by JaneGordon.com May 8, 2021
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Ass Whole

When such crap is spoken that the only polite response is to hand the speaker toilet paper.
When I watch and listen to the Republican Debates, it is one giant ASS WHOLE where such crap comes out of their mouths that the only polite response is to send toilet paper.
by JaneGordon.com January 24, 2016
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Dancing-Lips

When you're trying to kiss, but your favorite dance song is playing and your lips keep time with the music.
John and Jane were in the middle of very romantic kissing, when Jane's favorite dance song started playing. John didn't know what was happening when Jane got dancing-lips, and couldn't help kissing in time to the music.
by JaneGordon.com April 14, 2024
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