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The fear of a post COIVD-19 world as shut-downs are ended, and we have to be with people again.
Also known as Re-entry Anxiety, and Post-COVID Stress
Also known as Re-entry Anxiety, and Post-COVID Stress
The thought of a world without social distancing is giving me nightmares and re-opening anxiety. How I hope hope hope we don't have to go back to things like shaking dirty hands!
by JaneGordon.com May 8, 2021
Get the Re-opening Anxiety mug.When someone is sure of their opinion, but unopen to facts, truth, and light entering their mind, heart, and soul.
Patty complained that I like to check facts, but she prefers to trust her instincts. She is often-wrong: never-in-doubt.
by JaneGordon.com March 8, 2023
Get the Often-Wrong: Never-in-Doubt mug.To learn if someone is lying or telling the truth, lead them down a verbal path ending in asking them to swear on their future orgasms, because no one will risk that if they are lying!
It works like this... instruct the person saying "Repeat after me" then have them repeat phrase by phrase...you say:
"I Swear"
(They repeat)
"I am telling the truth that (fill in the blank)"
(They repeat)
"and if I did not (fill in the blank)"
(They repeat)
"I will never"
(They repeat)
"have another"
(They repeat)
"orgasm in my life"
First, they are going to laugh. If they are lying, they will never never never repeat that last phrase. If they are telling the truth they do!
It works like this... instruct the person saying "Repeat after me" then have them repeat phrase by phrase...you say:
"I Swear"
(They repeat)
"I am telling the truth that (fill in the blank)"
(They repeat)
"and if I did not (fill in the blank)"
(They repeat)
"I will never"
(They repeat)
"have another"
(They repeat)
"orgasm in my life"
First, they are going to laugh. If they are lying, they will never never never repeat that last phrase. If they are telling the truth they do!
When John finally told me he loved me, I walked him through the swear.... he said it!
I squealed "OMG John, if you're willing to swear on your orgasm, it must be really true! And I love love love you, too."
I squealed "OMG John, if you're willing to swear on your orgasm, it must be really true! And I love love love you, too."
by JaneGordon.com March 10, 2023
Get the Swear on Your Orgasm mug.When someone is just being irrationally stubborn for no reason, but they are still adorably lovable.
John was being a John-jerk and insisting he was right (he wasn't), but I just love him too much to take the bait and fight, so I am happy to be the blame-eater.
by JaneGordon.com April 4, 2023
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Choosing gifts is experienced as anything from joy, bothersome, nerve-wracking, to terrifying. Learn from The Gift Whisperer to improve your Buy-Q. You'll never stress over shopping again, and will always be the Gift-Hero!
by JaneGordon.com December 12, 2022
Get the Buy-Q mug.The tendency to continue laughing in the face of the destruction of democracy and life we know and love.
As we watch Trump destroy democracy, facts, the climate, education, etc, we should be cowering in fear or up in arms, instead we can't resist jokes and horror-giggles at his clownish antics, despite the real danger to all.
by JaneGordon.com June 6, 2017
Get the Horror-giggle mug.For those who know that to dress well is essential, even in a pandemic, these are the best and latest fashion trends which reflect the new normal.
Jane was always a fashion leader, and is hitting it again with her interchangeable jewelry designs to go with the quarantine-couture. It's almost as if the fashion industry was following her!
by JaneGordon.com May 11, 2020
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