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When you're trying to kiss, but your favorite dance song is playing and your lips keep time with the music.
John and Jane were in the middle of very romantic kissing, when Jane's favorite dance song started playing. John didn't know what was happening when Jane got dancing-lips, and couldn't help kissing in time to the music.
by JaneGordon.com April 14, 2024
Get the Dancing-Lips mug.Having sex with your X after you broke up.
Eric and Jane were off-and-on for six years but finally broke up when Jane got engaged and moved to Rome, and Eric married his college girlfriend. They are still friends decades later, but when Eric wanted to get Jane back into bed, she just explained "Sorry, I don't do X-sex."
by JaneGordon.com March 19, 2023
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Choosing gifts is experienced as anything from joy, bothersome, nerve-wracking, to terrifying. Learn from The Gift Whisperer to improve your Buy-Q. You'll never stress over shopping again, and will always be the Gift-Hero!
by JaneGordon.com December 12, 2022
Get the Buy-Q mug.For those who know that to dress well is essential, even in a pandemic, these are the best and latest fashion trends which reflect the new normal.
Jane was always a fashion leader, and is hitting it again with her interchangeable jewelry designs to go with the quarantine-couture. It's almost as if the fashion industry was following her!
by JaneGordon.com May 11, 2020
Get the Quarantine-Couture mug.Unpeopley: Having a preference to be away from most people in all situations, and especially an aversion to talking with strangers.
Someone once told me that I never met a stranger, because I love people, want to know everyone's story, and talk with everyone/anyone within earshot. John is the opposite, he is so unpeopley that he barely talks with anyone unless absolutely necessary...sometimes even when it IS necessary!
by JaneGordon.com January 5, 2023
Get the Unpeopley mug.OMG she put up her Christmas decorations before Thanksgiving. Her premature redecoration doesn't even leave room for a Turkey!
by JaneGordon.com January 22, 2016
Get the premature redecoration mug.When you have a habit that is clearly bad for your health, but it gives so much happiness...pure joy and bliss, that you just stick with it anyway.
After a life of struggling through sleepless nights, Jane discovered cognac. Now when she wakes in the night, sipping some cognac makes her tickle, giggle, then fall back into a blissful sleep. She know it's unhealthy in the long term, but it's pure joy every single night. She's willing to accept death by bliss.
by JaneGordon.com March 7, 2024
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