Often-Wrong: Never-in-Doubt

When someone is sure of their opinion, but unopen to facts, truth, and light entering their mind, heart, and soul.

Patty complained that I like to check facts, but she prefers to trust her instincts. She is often-wrong: never-in-doubt.

by JaneGordon.com March 08, 2023

Swear on Your Orgasm

To learn if someone is lying or telling the truth, lead them down a verbal path ending in asking them to swear on their future orgasms, because no one will risk that if they are lying!

It works like this... instruct the person saying "Repeat after me" then have them repeat phrase by phrase...you say:
"I Swear"
(They repeat)
"I am telling the truth that (fill in the blank)"
(They repeat)
"and if I did not (fill in the blank)"
(They repeat)
"I will never"
(They repeat)
"have another"
(They repeat)
"orgasm in my life"
First, they are going to laugh. If they are lying, they will never never never repeat that last phrase. If they are telling the truth they do!

When John finally told me he loved me, I walked him through the swear.... he said it!

I squealed "OMG John, if you're willing to swear on your orgasm, it must be really true! And I love love love you, too."

by JaneGordon.com March 10, 2023

Quarantine-Couture

For those who know that to dress well is essential, even in a pandemic, these are the best and latest fashion trends which reflect the new normal.

Jane was always a fashion leader, and is hitting it again with her interchangeable jewelry designs to go with the quarantine-couture. It's almost as if the fashion industry was following her!

by JaneGordon.com May 11, 2020

Buy-Q

Buy-Q is your shopping intelligence

Choosing gifts is experienced as anything from joy, bothersome, nerve-wracking, to terrifying. Learn from The Gift Whisperer to improve your Buy-Q. You'll never stress over shopping again, and will always be the Gift-Hero!

by JaneGordon.com December 12, 2022

Unsmelly

Unsmelly: A person or thing that does not have an odor

As soon as John left I missed him. Knowing that smells trigger memories and good feelings I got his t-shirt out of the hamper to wear, but he is so unsmelly that nothing changed. Fooey.... still missing him!

by JaneGordon.com January 12, 2023

Ass Whole

When such crap is spoken that the only polite response is to hand the speaker toilet paper.

When I watch and listen to the Republican Debates, it is one giant ASS WHOLE where such crap comes out of their mouths that the only polite response is to send toilet paper.

by JaneGordon.com January 24, 2016

Horror-giggle

The tendency to continue laughing in the face of the destruction of democracy and life we know and love.

As we watch Trump destroy democracy, facts, the climate, education, etc, we should be cowering in fear or up in arms, instead we can't resist jokes and horror-giggles at his clownish antics, despite the real danger to all.

by JaneGordon.com June 06, 2017