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premature redecoration

Premature Redecoration: Putting up holiday decorations WAY too early.

The day after Halloween as she was taking down {holiday decorations of ghosts and pumpkins, she put up her Christmas decorations. It's only November first and this is the worst case of premature redecoration I have seen- she skipped right over Thanksgiving!

by JaneGordon.com January 1, 2016

premature redecoration

The trend of putting up Christmas decorations earlier and earlier every year.

OMG she put up her Christmas decorations before Thanksgiving. Her premature redecoration doesn't even leave room for a Turkey!

by JaneGordon.com January 22, 2016

Ass Whole

When such crap is spoken that the only polite response is to hand the speaker toilet paper.

When I watch and listen to the Republican Debates, it is one giant ASS WHOLE where such crap comes out of their mouths that the only polite response is to send toilet paper.

by JaneGordon.com January 24, 2016

Horror-giggle

The tendency to continue laughing in the face of the destruction of democracy and life we know and love.

As we watch Trump destroy democracy, facts, the climate, education, etc, we should be cowering in fear or up in arms, instead we can't resist jokes and horror-giggles at his clownish antics, despite the real danger to all.

by JaneGordon.com June 6, 2017

Mask-Matching

Staying chic and fashionable by matching your jewelry and outfits to your face-mask every day.

OMG I just can't have my outfit clash with my mask! Jane's interchangeable jewelry makes mask-matching so much easier and affordable.

by JaneGordon.com May 10, 2020

Pandemic-Pants

The loose fitting or elastic pants most are wearing while working from home. Note, some believe that by wearing tight pants that they can avoid the weight gain know as the 'quarantine-fifteen.'

Karen was convinced that if she avoided pandemic-pants and only wore pants with zippers, that she could avoid the inevitable quarantine-fifteen.

by JaneGordon.com May 11, 2020

Quarantine-Couture

For those who know that to dress well is essential, even in a pandemic, these are the best and latest fashion trends which reflect the new normal.

Jane was always a fashion leader, and is hitting it again with her interchangeable jewelry designs to go with the quarantine-couture. It's almost as if the fashion industry was following her!

by JaneGordon.com May 11, 2020