JambaJews's definitions

Office Mattress

The person in the office that everybody sleeps with (or on).

It’s not a surprise to me. Pam -is- the office mattress.

by JambaJews December 23, 2008

Wheagle

Male chest hair that resembles both a whale tail and an eagle.

Avery: Hey check out Derek's chestal hair...it looks like a whale tail!
Brian: No way, it looks like an eagle!
Derek: Actually, you are both wrong. I am the wheagle.

by JambaJews February 6, 2010

COT

Champagne on Tits. To uncork any kind of champagne, preferrably in a jacuzzi or hotel room, and pour liberally over a pair of exposed tits (or several pairs). Shaking the contents slightly is encouraged, but not so much as to emulate the Yankees' post-World Series locker room celebration.

Bert: So how was your Vegas trip?
Dert: Awesome broseph, we totally had COT!
Bert: COT party? No way, how did you convince them?
Dert: We told them the champagne was too cheap to drink, but that we didn't want to waste it.

by JambaJews December 26, 2009

Fart Flush

While a male is urinating and has the urge to fart, typically in a work bathroom, and times his fart with the urinal flush to mask the noise of the fart.

My boss came in the bathroom and peed in the urinal right next to me. I had to lay one so I used the old fart flush so he wouldn't hear.

by JambaJews April 24, 2009

Southern Hemisphere

San Francisco, CA. Where the summer is as cold as summer is in New Zealand mountains.

Ernie: Man, it sure is a hot summer day here in Fresno, how about you Bert?
Bert: I have three layers on dude, i'm in the southern hemisphere!
Bert: ...you know, San Francisco!

by JambaJews September 23, 2009

Seduce-a-tron 3000

What a man must become when he does not show confidence or resolve in chasing a girl he is interested in.

Matt: Dah I kinda like this girl, but I haven't done anything with her yet.
Avery: Why not?
Matt: I dunno...I'm kinda scared I guess.
Avery: It's time for you to step up to the plate, and become....Seduce-a-tron 3000!

by JambaJews February 6, 2010

FWG

Fucking White Guy. A White guy dating or hitting on an Asian female, which typically angers some Asian males (if the girl is hot enough).

Asian Guy: I went to class, and I saw this hot chick, but I was too shy to talk to her, and then I see some fucking white guy talking to her! FWGs...they're taking our women!

by JambaJews January 18, 2009