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Office Mattress

The person in the office that everybody sleeps with (or on).
It’s not a surprise to me. Pam -is- the office mattress.
by JambaJews December 23, 2008
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COT

Champagne on Tits. To uncork any kind of champagne, preferrably in a jacuzzi or hotel room, and pour liberally over a pair of exposed tits (or several pairs). Shaking the contents slightly is encouraged, but not so much as to emulate the Yankees' post-World Series locker room celebration.
Bert: So how was your Vegas trip?
Dert: Awesome broseph, we totally had COT!
Bert: COT party? No way, how did you convince them?
Dert: We told them the champagne was too cheap to drink, but that we didn't want to waste it.
by JambaJews December 26, 2009
mugGet the COTmug.

Wheagle

Male chest hair that resembles both a whale tail and an eagle.
Avery: Hey check out Derek's chestal hair...it looks like a whale tail!
Brian: No way, it looks like an eagle!
Derek: Actually, you are both wrong. I am the wheagle.
by JambaJews February 6, 2010
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/rant

A nerd way of succinctly ending a rant typically on an internet blog or message board. By invoking a semblance of programming code, the nerd hopes to appease fellow nerds with a chuckle, while also disarming readers with a framing device to lesson the impact of their prior inflammatory words.
..so that's why george lucas having kids ruined the entire star wars franchise for the rest of us. /rant.
by JambaJews January 11, 2009
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Club Safeway

The Safeway supermarket on Market & Church streets in San Francisco, near the Castro district. The food shopping venue of choice for many fashionable young men. Bring your best threads and cutest French Bulldog!
Broseph: Dude I was at Club Safeway just trying to shop when I got the hairy eyeball from all these guys!
Brohammed: What section were you in?
Broseph: Produce, I was buying bananas
Brohammed: Well no wonder! At least you weren't peeling cucumbers!
by JambaJews December 29, 2009
mugGet the Club Safewaymug.

Southern Hemisphere

San Francisco, CA. Where the summer is as cold as summer is in New Zealand mountains.
Ernie: Man, it sure is a hot summer day here in Fresno, how about you Bert?
Bert: I have three layers on dude, i'm in the southern hemisphere!
Bert: ...you know, San Francisco!
by JambaJews September 23, 2009
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Seduce-a-tron 3000

What a man must become when he does not show confidence or resolve in chasing a girl he is interested in.
Matt: Dah I kinda like this girl, but I haven't done anything with her yet.
Avery: Why not?
Matt: I dunno...I'm kinda scared I guess.
Avery: It's time for you to step up to the plate, and become....Seduce-a-tron 3000!
by JambaJews February 6, 2010
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