1 definition by Jals
The guilty conscience is performed when a man has sex with a woman whom he immediately regrets having sex with, and accidentally ejaculates on his own clothing. Later in the night he notices his soiled clothing and the stain acts at his "guilty conscience", reminding him of his inexcusable acts.
Bro: "Dude, I heard you fucked Shaps last night!?"
Buzz: "Yeah.... and to make it even worse I had "The guilty conscience" on my shirt when I went to the bar after."
Bro: Dudeeeeeeeee.
Buzz: "Yeah.... and to make it even worse I had "The guilty conscience" on my shirt when I went to the bar after."
Bro: Dudeeeeeeeee.
by Jals April 27, 2011