5 definitions by Jake White
When a show you're watching is so good it's the equivalent of your mind masturbating. A mind jack. (From the verb 'to jack off)
I don't know how Ugly Betty and Lost manage it, but every week when I'm watching...It's just a mind jack.
by Jake White August 5, 2009
where you've had a really bad day and feel really grumpy.
normally you take it out on friends by shouting at them or blaming them.
some like to cry.
normally you take it out on friends by shouting at them or blaming them.
some like to cry.
somebody just shat on my mums grave. this has been such a shitday.
or the dog ate my homework than shat it out on my pillow. this is going to be a shitday i can tell.
or the dog ate my homework than shat it out on my pillow. this is going to be a shitday i can tell.
by Jake White February 5, 2008
Mary is suspicious that her best friends husband is cheating so she invites him over alone with the hope of 'infotaining'.
Mary: Fancy some wine?
George: Yes please!
Mary: Here you go. I'll just go - are you having an affair?
George: What?
Mary: What?
Mary: Fancy some wine?
George: Yes please!
Mary: Here you go. I'll just go - are you having an affair?
George: What?
Mary: What?
by Jake White October 1, 2008
Frank: "Mary spilled her coffee all over George's lap and the way it made his trousers sink down showed how tiny his pecker was."
Julie: "..."
Frank: "yhtbttfif"
Julie: "..."
Frank: "yhtbttfif"
by Jake White May 31, 2008
Someone who makes lots of money from creating an innovative website or other internet based money making scheme.
That guy was such an interpeneur, starting that website where you buy a pixel for advertising space. Again, what an interpeneur.
by Jake White September 4, 2008