Jaggsokc's definitions

e-bong

Drug paraphernalia that is sold online (i.e. eBay).

We went online to make a bid on Michael Phelps's e-bong.

by Jaggsokc February 10, 2009

Frescalade

An Escalade SUV that is obviously a lemon, or at least lemon-y, like the soft drink "Fresca".

After the 5th malfunction in as many weeks, We had my Frescalade towed back to the Cadillac dealership with instructions for them to "keep it".

by Jaggsokc March 24, 2010

Massa-Fracker

A congressman who sexually harasses a male staffer including 'tickling', groping or 'hair-tossling'

When his male staffer that he should be "chasing" after the bridesmaid at the wedding party, the Massa-fracker, representing the state of NY, suggested instead that he should be "fracking" the male staffer, before groping him and tossling his hair.

by Jaggsokc March 9, 2010

harmacy

A pharmacy known for making mistakes with patients medications.

When we checked the bottle, we found that 30 pills of Celexa had been filled, rather than the Celebrex Chelsea's doctor ordered. The Emergency Room Doctor recommended we take the remaining pills back to the HARMACY once the breathing tube was removed.

by Jaggsokc November 13, 2010

girl-dick

noun, the female version of rudeness and obstinence (e.g. dick) that is usually applied to a man. Similar to bitch, but with a masculine flavor.

Jenna's still wearing that necklace you gave her, even after she dumped you. What a Girl-Dick!

by Jaggsokc November 3, 2008

Netflix and Bill

When you invite someone over under the pretext of watching Netflix, like Netflix and Chill, but you lure them unwillingly into a sexual act in a Cosby-esque manner, with the help of medications and alcohol.

Jane would never date a guy like Ted. His only hope to score with her would be to get her drunk and use the "Netflix and Bill" approach.

by Jaggsokc April 11, 2016

harmaceutical

A medication FDA approved and released for public consumption by a pharmaceutical company only to be re-called and be the subject of a class-action lawsuit because of its previouslly unreported dangers.

Although the diet pill seemed to facilitate rapid weight loss, it was only when Jack spontaneously developed an extra set of nipples did we suspect the new drug was actually a harmaceutical.

by Jaggsokc November 13, 2010