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Hipster In Name Only - HINOs are like Hipsters, but only superficially. In Public, they may have beards, wear plaid, be seen in coffee shops, appear to be Vegan, listen to Indie Rock, embrace counter-culture and progressive politics. But in private, they are gluten-eating trust-fund babies, reading People and US Magazine, vote with The Tea Party, hate coffee, subscribe to Sarah Palin's new e-channel, blasting Rihanna and Demi Lovato tracks on their iWatches, and have never missed an episode of "Dancing with the Stars" and "American Idol". You will also find more Prada and Dolce in their closets, than American Outfitters, LL Bean, and Thrift shop items.
Imagine the disgust on Brody's face when he learned the truth about Jared, everyone favorite hipster. Jared, was nothing more than a HINO, who secretly lived in a Frat House and was a Engineering Major.
by Jaggsokc March 18, 2015
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Get the e-bong mug.When we checked the bottle, we found that 30 pills of Celexa had been filled, rather than the Celebrex Chelsea's doctor ordered. The Emergency Room Doctor recommended we take the remaining pills back to the HARMACY once the breathing tube was removed.
by Jaggsokc November 13, 2010
Get the harmacy mug.noun, the female version of rudeness and obstinence (e.g. dick) that is usually applied to a man. Similar to bitch, but with a masculine flavor.
by Jaggsokc November 3, 2008
Get the girl-dick mug.A man who follows and never misses an episode of the Housewives of Atlanta, New Jersey or Orange County or the Desperate Housewives series in the way other men follow the Superbowl or are interested in Pornography.
Jack was officially ''outed" as a House-hag the moment his wife caught him Tivo-ing Desperate Housewives, so he could watch it when she was out shopping.
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Get the House-hag mug.like scapegoat, refers to the common act act of blaming a airplane crash on a flock of birds or geese, specifically.
Jack: On the news, they said the culprit in the plane that crash-landed on the Hudson River was a flock of birds that got sucked into the engine after take-off, and not pilot-error.
Jim: It's so convenient to make the birds the Scapegeese!
Jim: It's so convenient to make the birds the Scapegeese!
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Jane would never date a guy like Ted. His only hope to score with her would be to get her drunk and use the "Netflix and Bill" approach.
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