9 definitions by Jadah

bejeezers

n. an unknown entity that leaves a person when they are frightened or scared

Jean-Baptiste says: BOOO!
Rayne says: Ahhhh! Jean-Baptiste you scared the bejeezers outta me!

by Jadah February 6, 2005

Shhh

a silly noise one makes when they wish you to be quiet: usually used in combination with a pointer finger before ones mouth

Kris: LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
Susie (with her finger in front of lips): Shhh....be quiet

by Jadah February 6, 2005

bumbling

a state of confusion a person enters when they come face to face with greatness; also occurs when meeting a celebrity.

Jadah walks into the Pub and sits at the bar.
Jadah says, "May I have a screwdriver?"
The bumbling bartender is noticibly shaken by her surreal beauty. And reaches under the bar then hands her a phillips head. "It's on the house."

by Jadah February 6, 2005

god

Bringer of my hopes; Giver of my dreams; Receiver of my faith

God is Everything a person could need.
He is your eternal supplier of hopes, dreams and faith.

by Jadah February 6, 2005

Stacy Kiebler

The girl who is currently dating Randy Orton

Jadah:Laughs hysterically
Slim:What's so funny?
Jadah: Kieblers been compromised--she's been with Orton!!! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Slim:That's not funny! It's down right sick!
Jadah:Sure is cause now those bumbling idiots that watch WWE will have to wait for me to get on RAW to oggle over.
Slim: hey if you were like on RAW I'd be like Stacy who.
Jadah: I know slim just wait til all the men realize that too.
Slim: WAKE UP AND SMELL THE JADAH!!!

by Jadah February 6, 2005

Jadah

A Paradox

Jadah is the best example of a paradox.

by Jadah June 8, 2021

oggle

A state of lust a man enters when in the company of any woman, due to the fact that he really does not see the woman before him. Since behind his dopey glazed over eyes he's putting the image of Jadah over the woman in his presence.

Barnie was oggling Betty but only because she became the mirror image of Jadahin his minds eye.

by Jadah February 6, 2005