2 definitions by JacoPirate

An unlicensed taxi service - commonly found in the third world but are right next to you on the highway everywhere. In some countries Pirate Taxi rides are considered extreme sports and are considered hazardous to your health, possibly sanity.
That crazy pirate taxi driver ran over 3 orphans and a nun after he lost control on a curve but he got us to the airport on time.
by JacoPirate February 15, 2010
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Code phrase for a murder that was staged to look like a suicide.
Person 1:
How did the victim die?

Person 2:
Likely assisted suicide. It was set up to look like the person shot themselves in the left temple, however they are right handed.
by JacoPirate February 15, 2010
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