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Stands for '' What Would You Be?'' or ''What Would You Do?''

A stupid question some one asks when they are bored, or its too quiet. Your prolly going to say a random thing without really thinking about it. Think about it. Please. The WWYD/WWYB people are either trying to make conversation with you. We've all did this at some point in our life. Either actually asking the question or watching John Quinones's WWYD. Right now, you're prolly sitting on the toilet, scrolling through a dictonary website. I could call you a nerd, but do it too. Now please wipe your butt and refresh your body from sitting on the toilet for an hour and a half, THEN go ask a WWYB/WWYD
You after leaving the bathroom: Hey Mom, What Would You Do f you adopted me?

Mom: *mind* You are adopted. So glad this is a WWYB/WWYD
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When your pen pal is obssesed with you and wont stop sending you letters
Abraham: I AM SO TIRED OF MY PEN PAL GIVING LETTERS LETTERS A DAY!!

Max: That sucks, man. She's such a penfect.
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a very weird uncle that is very sexual towards you and always trys to be alone with you and talk to you. He's most likely a child molester and he always touches your arm, waist, legs, or hips
Uncle: Hey, Jordan....

Jordan: *mind* OMG HE"S SUCH AN UNCLE BOB
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JTV means ''Jane The Virgin,'' and it means a single mother who has had a lot of tramuatic stuff happen to her and her child.
Lisa: I have so many stuff to deal with! On top of that, I have to take care of Gavin!

Margret:I'm so sorry! Might aswell talk to a theripst about your JTV.
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the all time best american insult to ever exist after ''5 inches deep in ur mom''
you can say this to about every sentence you hear. Its not funny if its no understandable.
Bella: Where's Dad?

Brady: Inside ur MOM

Bella: *gags*
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A popular song lyric ''apple bottom jeans'' it means a girl who's but shows through jeans/leggings and just it just so happens to be big
girl: *drops water bottle at gym and picks it up*

Random guy: Dang... She has such an ABJ....
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