5 definitions by JSnoop
Requesting another chance to shake hands due to a handshake mishap (e.g. missing and grabbing just fingers) on the first attempt. The handshake reset allows both participants to save face and also helps prevent the moment of unspoken awkwardness, outright ridicule or even death that usually follows a handshake mishap.
Guy 1: Yo what’s up man? Been a while (Goes in for a handshake and partially misses, grabbing just fingers).
Guy 2: (Moment of unspoken awkwardness) Uuuuuhhh yeah man............good to see you too.
Guy 1: Yo dude I fucking missed. Can we get a handshake reset on that?
Guy 2: Fuck yeah we can! Glad you asked for that or I was about to whoop your ass!
Guy 1: And I would’ve deserved it. (Handshake reset results in a proper handshake and everyone is happy!)
Guy 2: (Moment of unspoken awkwardness) Uuuuuhhh yeah man............good to see you too.
Guy 1: Yo dude I fucking missed. Can we get a handshake reset on that?
Guy 2: Fuck yeah we can! Glad you asked for that or I was about to whoop your ass!
Guy 1: And I would’ve deserved it. (Handshake reset results in a proper handshake and everyone is happy!)
by JSnoop September 22, 2011
A beer that goes well with marijuana smoking, or more specifically, a beer that is good to drink during a marijauna smoking session.
"Hey man, let's go pick up some Heinekens and Sierra Nevadas before the session, I'm gettin fuckin faded tonight!"
"Nah man, fuck that. Red Stripe is my favorite session beer!"
"Nah man, fuck that. Red Stripe is my favorite session beer!"
by JSnoop March 29, 2010
When two people are attempting to shake hands and some sort of mishap occurs such as one person partially missing the other person's hand and ending up shaking just their fingers.
Grabbing just fingers is terrible and is sometimes misinterpreted as giving someone a limp fish handshake. Both the limp fish and just fingers make a terrible impression on both close friends and complete strangers leading to harsh reactions ranging from a moment of unspoken awkwardness, to outright ridicule or even death in some cultures.
Therefore if a handshake mishap occurs the best resolution is to immediately ask for a handshake reset. While this will not completely absolve the handshake mishap it does go a long way towards making things right.
Grabbing just fingers is terrible and is sometimes misinterpreted as giving someone a limp fish handshake. Both the limp fish and just fingers make a terrible impression on both close friends and complete strangers leading to harsh reactions ranging from a moment of unspoken awkwardness, to outright ridicule or even death in some cultures.
Therefore if a handshake mishap occurs the best resolution is to immediately ask for a handshake reset. While this will not completely absolve the handshake mishap it does go a long way towards making things right.
Guy 1: Damn it! I was on my job interview and there was a handshake mishap and I ended up grabbing just fingers.
Guy 2: Did the interviewer say anything?
Guy 1: No but I could tell there was just a moment of unspoken awkwardness. He probably thought I was giving him the limp fish and was put off by it.
Guy 2: Did you ask for a handshake reset?
Guy 1: No I totally blanked!
Guy 2: Dude you're fucked! No way you're getting that job. You should have just walked out mid-interview and saved everyone's time. At least be glad he didn't kill you because he was within his rights to do so. I know I would have.
Guy 2: Did the interviewer say anything?
Guy 1: No but I could tell there was just a moment of unspoken awkwardness. He probably thought I was giving him the limp fish and was put off by it.
Guy 2: Did you ask for a handshake reset?
Guy 1: No I totally blanked!
Guy 2: Dude you're fucked! No way you're getting that job. You should have just walked out mid-interview and saved everyone's time. At least be glad he didn't kill you because he was within his rights to do so. I know I would have.
by JSnoop September 23, 2011
An amalgam of the words skinny and angry, used to describe a condition in which skinny individuals may experience greater anger and rage than non-skinny ones.
The cause of this condition is unclear, however many scientists believe that some skinny individuals are skangry because of their extreme hunger due to being deprived of food. Therefore, these skangry people are experiencing an extreme case of hanger (hunger and anger). While all individuals may become hangry, skinny individuals are the only ones who may be skangry.
Additionally, while all skinny individuals are capable of being skangry, those who have recently lost large amounts of weight are much more likely to be skangry, than individuals who have been skinny for a longer period of time. These once fat and happy people are now very likely to be skinny and angry (i.e. skangry).
The cause of this condition is unclear, however many scientists believe that some skinny individuals are skangry because of their extreme hunger due to being deprived of food. Therefore, these skangry people are experiencing an extreme case of hanger (hunger and anger). While all individuals may become hangry, skinny individuals are the only ones who may be skangry.
Additionally, while all skinny individuals are capable of being skangry, those who have recently lost large amounts of weight are much more likely to be skangry, than individuals who have been skinny for a longer period of time. These once fat and happy people are now very likely to be skinny and angry (i.e. skangry).
Dude 1: Man, Al has become such an asshole since he lost all that weight. He used to be so happy ,cool, and fun to be around, now he's just a dick.
Dude 2: Yeah, he's skangry. I liked him better when he was fat.
Dude 2: Yeah, he's skangry. I liked him better when he was fat.
by JSnoop August 22, 2016
1. Ooh baby that feel good...damn what's that smell? You ridin dirty? Nasty bitch!
2. Man I was getting with Tiffany the other night and it was all good until she got on top and I smelled somethin evil. That bitch was ridin dirty!
2. Man I was getting with Tiffany the other night and it was all good until she got on top and I smelled somethin evil. That bitch was ridin dirty!
by JSnoop January 7, 2011